re: What are the three rules of success to your life?

1 Never pass up an opportunity to take a shower, brush your teeth, change your underwear, or charge your phone.

2 Always shave twice. No matter how close you shaved the first time, you've always missed a spot.

3 Never order anything new in a restaurant unless you know you have a reliable place to shite later.

1. To succeed, you do not have to be the best; you just have to be the least shitty option.

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Don't put your face where you wouldn't put your dick.

Act like you've been somewhere.

There's a fine line between redass and dumbass.

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2. Income income income, screw cost control.

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This is the dumbest thing I've seen in a while.

1. Always expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.

2. Gainz.

3. It's not a lie if you believe it.

Don't shop when you're hungry, date when you're horny, or update your status when you're drunk.

Always grab the seat/cubicle next to the unsociable or under-achieving.

Stole that one from my internship supervisor.

1. Lord loves a workin' man;

2. don't trust whitey;

3. see a doctor and get rid of it.

Have faith
Enjoy my family
Treat others good

1) frick bitches

2) Get money

3) frick bitches, get money