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re: What are some reasons you decided you couldn't date a girl?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 1:20 pm to EmperorGout
Posted on 9/6/15 at 1:20 pm to EmperorGout
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quote: Butthole hair. perfectly valid reason
Who doesn't like some bean sprouts in their tossed salad?
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Posted on 9/6/15 at 1:23 pm to fr33manator
Wait I mean
Posted on 9/6/15 at 1:24 pm to Tigerfan56
Cigarettes.
I'll frick her, but there will be zero emotional attachment or anything serious.
I'll frick her, but there will be zero emotional attachment or anything serious.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:01 pm to BayouFann
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cigarettes no fellatio too sexually aggressive doesnt ride the d cant handle doggy too much facebook "homebody" too emotional too into reality tv will not go fishing.....
Let me see...yep. You've eliminated all of them.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:06 pm to jeffsdad
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My daughter stopped dating a guy that said he voted for Obama
sounds like you raised her right!
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:18 pm to Tigerfan56
Chain smoker (I've tried but could only make out with her when I was drunk).
Chronically more than 1 hour late to dates (especially if there's an "on my way" text sent 45 minutes before she shows up when she lives 5 minutes away.
Dogs not housebroken - and yet for some reason I've dated more than one girl with this problem and didn't learn after the first time. I promise I know better now.
Chronically more than 1 hour late to dates (especially if there's an "on my way" text sent 45 minutes before she shows up when she lives 5 minutes away.
Dogs not housebroken - and yet for some reason I've dated more than one girl with this problem and didn't learn after the first time. I promise I know better now.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:21 pm to tunechi
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If she has a penis
Eta: may seem like a joke, but there was a thread a few weeks ago where a few posters said they'd mess around with a tranny if she was hot and they wasn't aware until they got in the bedroom
That is when chad504boy said it wouldnt be gay to suck a dick.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:28 pm to BayouFann
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too sexually aggressive
there is such a thing?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:29 pm to Tigerfan56
Foot size
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:29 pm to Jake88
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I took a girl out on a first date and when I brought her home I realized that because she lived in the next block and across the street, she could see my car parked at my place and would know my comings and goings.
I stopped seeing another girl when I found out her father had bipolar disorder.
1) Why do you care? What do you have to hide?
2) Why do you care? How does her father's disease affect you?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:34 pm to BRIllini07
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Chronically more than 1 hour late to dates (especially if there's an "on my way" text sent 45 minutes before she shows up when she lives 5 minutes away.
Good way to solve this problem. Pick her up. Say "I'm going to be there at 7, and if you aren't ready I'm going home." It'll work. Trust me. I've been there.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 3:55 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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1) Why do you care? What do you have to hide?
When you're dating you don't care if the girl you're dating knows you comings and goings? Sorry, I do and don't need the potential for an interrogation, so I nipped it in the bud. I had other girls to hide if I so chose.
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2) Why do you care? How does her father's disease affect you?
Bipolar disorder has a good chance of being passed on so just in case, I decided not to be put in the position of falling for someone who might develop it later or pass it on to kids.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 4:11 pm to link
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i overhear my mom talking on the phone to her friends like "he's gonna marry the first girl that earns 12% interest."
Fixed
Posted on 9/6/15 at 4:33 pm to ALT F4
OK here we go as of the last year....
- Her dog (a young black lab) was not trained and had bad behavior and she wouldn't discipline him. Plus she said she was moving soon.
- Girl's dog was a weenie dog. Total worthless dog.
- Girl wasn't on birth control and didnt have health insurance. too risky.
- Girl was gaining weight and was lazy as frick, she also had a fun ton of debt and had no plan on how to pay it off.
- Girl has a frick ton of debt, cuts hair for a living....
- Girl is 23, Im 30 and she still likes to hit up the "just out of college bars" where I'm into the more chill bars, plus she never voiced her own opinion, she always agreed with me....
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- Her dog (a young black lab) was not trained and had bad behavior and she wouldn't discipline him. Plus she said she was moving soon.
- Girl's dog was a weenie dog. Total worthless dog.
- Girl wasn't on birth control and didnt have health insurance. too risky.
- Girl was gaining weight and was lazy as frick, she also had a fun ton of debt and had no plan on how to pay it off.
- Girl has a frick ton of debt, cuts hair for a living....
- Girl is 23, Im 30 and she still likes to hit up the "just out of college bars" where I'm into the more chill bars, plus she never voiced her own opinion, she always agreed with me....
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Posted on 9/6/15 at 4:41 pm to Tigerfan56
She hit me up for sex...that didn't stop me from smashing though
Posted on 9/6/15 at 4:46 pm to Tigerfan56
gross hands and feet
Posted on 9/6/15 at 5:07 pm to Tigerfan56
When I was in High School...
- Had a girl that was fine as shite and the potential was definitely there for a home run. I drive to her house, she lived in the shittiest most rundown house in the neighborhood because her parents lived like pigs! Grass not cut, house cluttered as hell, and smelled like cat piss. I unfortunately had to cut ties right there.
After I left High School
- I met a girl 19, that still lived with her parents and her parents weren't home so we decide to go up to her room to go make out and possibly hook up, she had no working light bulb in her room, she used her TV for lighting and she had clothes all over her floor. Luckily we didn't screw and it was a wrap after that.
I was very cautious to not get enthralled with a chick who didn't like sports somewhat because that was the ultimate deal breaker.
I've been married for 11 years now so I don't have to worry about that anymore but I'll give lessons to my sons when they get to High School age.
- Had a girl that was fine as shite and the potential was definitely there for a home run. I drive to her house, she lived in the shittiest most rundown house in the neighborhood because her parents lived like pigs! Grass not cut, house cluttered as hell, and smelled like cat piss. I unfortunately had to cut ties right there.
After I left High School
- I met a girl 19, that still lived with her parents and her parents weren't home so we decide to go up to her room to go make out and possibly hook up, she had no working light bulb in her room, she used her TV for lighting and she had clothes all over her floor. Luckily we didn't screw and it was a wrap after that.
I was very cautious to not get enthralled with a chick who didn't like sports somewhat because that was the ultimate deal breaker.
I've been married for 11 years now so I don't have to worry about that anymore but I'll give lessons to my sons when they get to High School age.
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 9/6/15 at 5:20 pm to Tigerfan56
Her husband would call non stop while we were out
Posted on 9/6/15 at 5:20 pm to jerseyfla
Something I j just thought of to add to my previous post. And something I can't believe didn't get more mention in this thread.
Bad teeth.
I know a girl that is a petite, strawberry blond, with a smoking body, but when she smiles, she is missing a tooth, the second going back from her front teeth. And the rest of her teeth have a brownish, greenish tint. When she smiles, it ruins everything.
Bad teeth.
I know a girl that is a petite, strawberry blond, with a smoking body, but when she smiles, she is missing a tooth, the second going back from her front teeth. And the rest of her teeth have a brownish, greenish tint. When she smiles, it ruins everything.
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 9/6/15 at 5:34 pm to doublecutter
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Bad teeth.
Absolute deal breaker. Anyone can get braces these days and whitening strips or tooth paste is pretty much the norm.
I've def not been attracted to girls because of their teeth.
Here is another good deal breaker....
bad gum to teeth ratio.
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