re: What are some of the strangest things you’ve done while taking a shower?

I turned the shower water on, sat down on the toilet and was reading the OT. Sat there reading so long the hot water ran out so i said screw it- went to work without showering.

It is never too big to go down the drain if you push it through.

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Washed dishes and made a salad.

I got super drunk one night and came home. Woken up by my girlfriend at about 4 am.

Shower was full throttle and I had put clothes in it, thinking I was doing laundry.

Filled an empty shampoo bottle with water and shot it up my arse. Burns at first but you get used to it

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Washed dishes and made a salad.

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What movie was that? Was it Christmas vacation? Or Empire Strikes Back?

Listened to a work conference call while on mute and prayed they didn't ask me a question.... :)

I brush my teeth in the shower. Not every time I brush my teeth but every time I take a shower.

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It is never too big to go down the drain if you push it through.

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I'd hate to be your fricking plumber.

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I once brought a bottle of wine

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Shower beers are such a common thing that I wouldn't consider bringing bringing a bottle of wine in the shower strange.

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I’ve also vomited and sharted on myself but that was an accident

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Again, not strange. Everybody has done this before. If you say this never happened to you in your mid 20s while having a massive hangover, or bad opiate withdrawals then you're lying.

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I’ve done other things but those things aren’t as strange as you would think.

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I probably wouldn't think they're strange considering what your idea of strange is.

Come to think of it, the thing here I find strangest of all is exactly that, the odd things that you think are strange.