What are some funny stories you remember from high school?

Wouldn't you like to know

We had a teacher called Mr. G who had the biggest dick ever...


Dude wore these pants from the 70's that were super tight so that his penis was obvious. He would plant hit foot on a chair to make the pants even tighter and he would talk to the class way, every once in a while scratching his dick.


He worked at Wal-Mart on the weekend to make ends meet.

He was advertising. How many hoes took him up on it?

Book marking this for later.

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Had an old dude that drove the bus to and from voc school. He was an old dude that didn't give a frick . He would let us smoke reefer on the bus.sometimes on the way back to the high school he would stop at the store and let us go in and buy cigs or candy. One day we rolled in behind the school and there was some students outside on smoke break. One of the guys on the bus dropped his pants and swung out on the back door and mooned everybody. I heard later that the driver got fired. Cant imagine why. Now I'm almost the same age as he was. god I feel old.

A guy at our school reenacted the Fast Times at Ridgemont High pizza delivery to our English class on a dress up day when he was dressed as Jeff Spicoli.

This was pre-cellphone days so I don't know exactly how he made the call. I guess he worked in the front office or knew another student who did.

He got a friend to pick up a pizza at Pizza Hut and come to school and knock on our English class door to make the delivery. Needless to say, the look on the teacher's face was priceless.

I think he got in-school suspension for a few days.

Doug Constant at Broadmoor supergluing all the keyholes one day.

Let me see, Kenneth Brown getting caught with a Playboy mag by BRHS teacher Mrs. Atherton. Very very old prudish lady, would report students to office for PDA if she saw them holding hands in hallway. Girl ratted him out, she took it away, opened it up and saw centerfold, turned fifty shades of red. Sent him down to see Freddie.

Then there was a sub choir teacher we had. While conducting the choir during class, he got a hard on. Whole class died laughing while he was conducting.

Senior Prank Day....

Seniors stole some goats from a local farmer and put them on the roof of the school as well as a greased pig in the elevator. Several of the goats walked off the third floor and fell to their demise. Chuck Redden even wrote a song about that day.