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re: What a father wants for father's day NSFW

Posted on 6/18/17 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 2:22 pm to
i like a good watch
Posted by NaturalBeam
Member since Sep 2007
14524 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 2:33 pm to
Eh, I can have sex most of the other days of the year. I'd rather get a pass to play golf and drink all day.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35528 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 2:37 pm to
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Eh, I can have sex most of the other days of the year. I'd rather get a pass to play golf and drink all day.

Same here. Been beating it up for 15 years. I'd be pretty let down if that was my gift.
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:11 pm to
Been married too long. Crazy sex sounds exhausting. How about beer/sammiches delivered to the couch.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53120 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:23 pm to
Eww people with kids still have sex? Nasty
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:36 pm to
Some virgin is down voting all the married guys that are tired of fricking
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1557 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:52 pm to
In fact the bible says that in marriage, the bed is undefiled.
Posted by Salt Lick
Bath County
Member since Aug 2016
1646 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:32 pm to
Oh yeah.
Posted by lsulaker
BR
Member since Jan 2009
1361 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:43 pm to
What is wrong with you guys? Stop masterbsting and spice up your sex life. I have a 2.5 year old and a 9 month old and we hit 5 times in 7 days last week. That's more than average though.
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8628 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:44 pm to
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You must not be doing it right


You must not be married with kids... lol

Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12274 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:44 pm to
If I could have anything I wanted, it'd be Eva Angelina...and I don't mind paying for it.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19713 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:51 pm to
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NaturalBeam


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northshorebamaman


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porkrind


christ, three of you miserable SOBs in a row
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35528 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 7:58 pm to
I'm not miserable about it but sex is just a pointless "gift". We already have sex. One night it's supposed to make up for a decent gift? My wife would throw a shite fit if I just offered her sex for Mother's Day,
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56106 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 8:56 pm to
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My wife would throw a shite fit if I just offered her sex for Mother's Day,


that does kinda put it in perspective.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35528 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 1:40 am to
Thank you.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 3:14 am to
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In fact the bible says that in marriage, the bed is undefiled.


Is that in Ludicrous 2:3?

I don't think the Bible really says that.

Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1557 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:00 pm to
Hebrews 13:4 buddy. You're welcome
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136842 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:02 pm to
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In fact the bible says that in marriage, the bed is undefiled.
then the bible is doing it really wrong
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67497 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:04 pm to
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I am a faithful churchgoing guy, and such activity with the wife would not offend me in the least.

Me too....people have the wrong impression about churchgoers
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