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Westbank gonna Westbank: Man booked with masturbating behind Marrero Pizza Hut

Posted on 5/21/16 at 2:01 am
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 2:01 am
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The employee told the deputy he'd seen a man lying on a mattress behind the strip mall, masturbating. Authorities took Daniel Williams, 39, of New Orleans, into custody. Williams admitted to pleasuring himself, the arrest report said. He was booked with obscenity and being a fugitive from Gretna police.


Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 2:13 am to
Posted by texag7
College Station
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Posted on 5/21/16 at 2:14 am to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 2:47 am to
Yum, stuffed crust
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 6:53 am to
Since when did this become a crime ?!? Thanks bin laden
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73761 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:01 am to
What... people don't do that?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:04 am to
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:07 am to
So that was the secret ingredient for their white sauce on the pizza?
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3934 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:10 am to
I bet he was dreaming about one of the pizza sluts that works there
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27679 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:10 am to
Chef's Special Sauce
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:12 am to
Well they don't call it hand tossed pizza for nothing. Am I right chicken?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:17 am to


That's pretty good.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:18 am to
dp
This post was edited on 5/21/16 at 11:35 am
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:20 am to
Should have just given the man a pizza.

I'm sure he worked up an appetite.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111639 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:32 am to
How did a mattress end up out behind the Puzza Hut?
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:36 am to
He was just trying to get his Westwank on
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:45 am to
Who the Frick

























Still eats pizza hut??
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:46 am to
At least he wasn't doing it in front of the store. I'm sure his nut wasn't the dirtiest thing to be found behind a strip mall
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 7:55 am to
quote:

How did a mattress end up out behind the Puzza Hut?
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 5/21/16 at 8:01 am to
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