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re: Weird things your neighbors do

Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18365 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:09 pm to
My direct next door neighbors are Romanian and absolutely the nicest people I have ever met. Man across the street is a postal employee who is an ex army ranger. He’s nice too but is serious about people getting in his yard.
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5565 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:09 pm to
They talk to me.
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
5596 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:10 pm to
Leaves a Firman 10kw tri fuel portable gen attached to the gas meter with a 15 foot hose. Recently he built a dog house to cover it with vents and all. Still haven't figured out if he's dumb AF or a genius as it's not bolted down and on the side of the house.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:14 pm to
Got reported for putting up an unauthorized privacy fence, even though I wasn't putting one up. It was property line post and timbers left by the builder.

Home owners association wouldn't tell me who called me in.

I've only been living here for two months are very rarely walk outside.
Posted by redneck hippie
Oklahoma
Member since Dec 2008
6410 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:15 pm to
during the hottest days of the summer, my closest neighbor, takes his cars out of his garage and puts them under shade trees in his yard. He's 85 years old. I've asked other people, but no one has any idea why he would do that.
He takes both cars out of the garage and parks them in his front yard. He moves them during the day as the shade moves and sun goes down. So weird. only does this during June-August every summer.
Obviously it has something to do with the heat, but why move them out of an air conditioned garage?
Posted by Warmth in Winter
Member since Jan 2022
876 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:17 pm to
Sounds like some redneck hippie shite.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70837 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:18 pm to
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My neighbor speaks Chinese and I can’t ever tell if he is bitching at his wife, talking on the phone, or doing his little meditation ritual thing.


I had to consult the book, but I confirmed having hardcore foreign neighbors you can hear from your house is trashy.
This post was edited on 2/18/22 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Sorrento Muddbugs
Member since Sep 2011
1800 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:18 pm to
My neighbors still have Christmas lights on the house and the 3 inflatables in their front yard was probably picked up last weekend.
Posted by RockinDood
Member since Aug 2020
1106 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

They don’t seem to have much in common, so it’s kind of weird.


How do you know? They might have a really deep connection. There might even be some kneeling and praying going on.
Posted by trident
Member since Jul 2007
4856 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:19 pm to
mine yelled at me for cutting grass at 9 am on a saturday. And is very tim the tool mans neighbor, always see his eyes peeking over the fence. I make eye contact and he doesnt flinch. Old bastard
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:23 pm to
fricks his dog
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
6171 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:25 pm to
My only neighbor is a 70- something fatass single woman. She has a bed and breakfast and is batshit crazy. She has a 2 story house. Anytime someone comes to do some work on her house she stands over them and watches them like a hawk.

She finally found someone to come change her roof since the hurricane. I came home from work and see a bunch of mexicans removing the shingles from her roof. I walk around the back of my house and look toward her yard and there she is on the 2nd story roof telling the mexican how to nail the tar paper on the roof.
This post was edited on 2/18/22 at 2:01 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56691 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:27 pm to
My neighbor, whom I suspect is some kind of speed addict or cokehead, climbed up on my roof and started clearing off the snow. It was about 30 feet up and he didn't have any safety equipment.

He then asked me for $100.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7431 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:27 pm to
My next door neighbors are all normal, cool people.I guess the weirdest thing would be that my neighbors to the south do crossfit in their garage

There is a family down the block that has a pack of pet ducks, and they roam around their front yard occasionally. Quacks me up every time I see them.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19426 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

I'm not sure how she eats on the weekends bec I don't see delivery stopping by.


It might be possible she buys groceries on one of the 5/7 days she does leave the house
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
2790 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:28 pm to
Pregames, sports games, birthdays have been the events that caused police to come. Didnt even have loud music on or anything - my neighbor's just a count bitch
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13766 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:30 pm to
Got one neighbor who is cool, but kinda weird. Always inviting me to golf and will chat me up when he's outside shooting hoops or playing w his drone.

My other neighbor irritates the ever loving crap out of me. She has 2 dogs (1 tiny and 1 huge). She never and I mean NEVER walks them so they are pent up and territorial as frick. The little one will get out and I'll find it running around/crapping in my yard...the big one is so territorial, I can't open my back door without it losing its mind barking and growling...hell I hear it barking and growling when I pull into my driveway. I've gotten a bark box to try and shut it up but it's so wound up sometimes it'll bark through the pain. She's an oblivious lonely idiot and no amount of me politely talking to her about her dogs does shite.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29103 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

My neighbor, whom I suspect is some kind of speed addict or cokehead, climbed up on my roof and started clearing off the snow. It was about 30 feet up and he didn't have any safety equipment.

He then asked me for $100.
Well did you pay him?
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
2790 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:32 pm to
damn i wish i lived nextdoor to tony soprano
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47177 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 1:32 pm to
Good troll attempt, already got some bites
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