Weird things your body does that are (probably) benign.

Morning wood

You got Coronavirus bro

I faint when I laugh. Over the years, it’s become more frequent. I’ve probably done it 4 times in the last year. Usually I’m on the couch and I just slump over. I’ll instantly go into a dreamlike state. It takes me a while to get my bearings when I come to. I’ve been told it can last around 10-15 seconds.

Your nose is trying to keep the stank out.

when i brush my teeth, i have to piss.

Pee shivers.

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whenever I take a huge dump, my nose runs a bit.

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Just a little back pressure, baw

Whenever I go for a long run or bike ride, my legs twitch. And I mean rapidly twitch for an hour or so. It looks like my calf is bubbling. When I first noticed it I frickING FREAKED. But it's been happening for over a decade now, so it's either benign or I have some sort of really slow degenerative disease.

I don't fart much at all, and when I do they rarely stink. My burps, on the other hand, are frequent and not that pleasant.

My wrists are small and weak. Always have been. Have to wear wrist wraps when I do push ups or they get sore.

Nothing too crazy other than the calf twitching. The twitching is really something else.

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don't fart much at all, and when I do they rarely stink.

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When I first wake up in the morning I have these glorious farts that sound like a trumpet. They never stink.