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re: Weird Things You Misunderstood (Took Literally) as a Kid
Posted on 8/13/15 at 8:01 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Posted on 8/13/15 at 8:01 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
The sniffing causes brain damage anti drug commercial. Thought they meant just regular sniffing like if you had a cold.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 8:02 pm to cajunangelle
When I was really little I thought the terms "there are 4 quarters in a dollar" and "breaking a dollar" meant that if you tore open a dollar bill 4 quarters (or 10 dimes or whatever) would be inside.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 9:29 pm to Sofa King Crimson
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christianity
Right. And you get 20 down votes.
The brainwash is strong in the south.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 9:33 pm to Jake88
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Yeah, no you didn't. But, you're edgy now.
Edgy is the new sheepish pathetic come back to secular comments. It's the equivalent of ear muffs. Childish
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:17 pm to FT
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I thought super heroes could fly because they had capes. Got a cape. Also got stitches.
My Dad was a victim of this one. Tied a towel around his neck and jumped off the house. Fortunately, he survived to father me.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:27 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I thought the underground railroad was a legit railroad system, underground. I remember going to New York once to meet family, we rode the subway and I asked my mom if we were on the underground railroad.
I thought a baby shower was a baby taking its first shower, and I could not for the life of me figure out why that was such a big celebration everyone wanted to go see
I thought J walking were talking about walking around in Jordans. It was confusing why a store would sell shoes that were illegal to walk in.
I thought a baby shower was a baby taking its first shower, and I could not for the life of me figure out why that was such a big celebration everyone wanted to go see
I thought J walking were talking about walking around in Jordans. It was confusing why a store would sell shoes that were illegal to walk in.
This post was edited on 8/13/15 at 10:35 pm
Posted on 8/13/15 at 11:51 pm to QJenk
My cousin who grew up in an all white neighborhood out of town saw my nose bleeding then said, "I didn't know black people's nose bleed (bled)."
I thought sex was always anal and women peed from their butts too.
I thought sex was always anal and women peed from their butts too.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:58 am to NOLAManBlog
I thought the underground railroad was a legit railroad system, underground.
I have to say I thought this too they they had a bunch of tunnels to escape into etc and that most of it was actually underground
I have to say I thought this too they they had a bunch of tunnels to escape into etc and that most of it was actually underground
Posted on 8/14/15 at 1:00 am to PurpleandGold Motown
I thought babies came out a woman's belly button. When I was about 6 I mentioned it to my older sister and she informed me that they actually come out of their "privates". I also thought at that point that girls had dicks so you can imagine my shock when I heard that
Posted on 8/14/15 at 1:02 am to PurpleandGold Motown
I remember early in kindergarten I argued with the teacher b/c I heard Jesus was the son of God and I was convinced Jesus was the sun.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 1:24 am to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:I thought Nash Roberts and god was the same person (5yrs) - later found out (7yrs) - Nash was the closest thing we had in S/E La. when it came to believing and preparing for storms and a hard freeze.
Weird Things You Misunderstood (Took Literally) as a Kid by PurpleandGold Motown
Posted on 8/14/15 at 5:44 am to PurpleandGold Motown
I grew up in the 50s when cowboy and indian shows were big on TV. We used to travel from BR to San Antonio before the interstate highways were here. I remember Dad telling us we would be passing right through Indian country ( that Indian reservation near Livingston TX I think). Well, in my mind, we had to be on the lookout for Indians in war paint on horseback, like I saw on TV.
I sweated all the way to Texas thinking we might be attacked. Then when we got there Dad said "There's one!". And this local Indian was walking beside the road wearing regular clothes and shoes. What?
Sorry if you think "Indian" is not PC. That's the way it was.
Sorry if you think "Indian" is not PC. That's the way it was.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 6:44 am to PurpleandGold Motown
Evangeline Downs Race Track had a commercial that said "coats required in the clubhouse". WELLLLLLLLLLLL, I remember thinking "dang it must be cold in there". Didn't realize it meant coat as in "jacket for men". lol at me. It's ok.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 7:01 am to PurpleandGold Motown
"Youth in Asia" is what I thought I was hearing
Posted on 8/14/15 at 7:43 am to AthensTiger
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That's the way it was
And still is. And whoever is offended is an idiot.
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