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AbitaFan08
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Weird first world problem of the day

Let me begin this thread by acknowledging all the things that will be an immediate reaction to many of you:

1. Yes, I am a medium shirt size
2. Yes, I bought a shirt at a store that many of you will deem “feminine” or “douchey” or “both”
3. No, this is not a big problem in my life
4. Yes, I’m bored
5. No, my boyfriend does not have the same shirt. He has an olive skin tone so purple isn’t his color, just so you know.

Anyway, my entire complaint: why in the hell do tags have to be this long? Am I expected to cut it? Leave it?

Anyway, I’m feeling masochistic this Saturday evening so have your fun at my expense, OT. I know you’re mostly good people masking your own insecurities and I love you all.



djangochained
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
They are removable bra

Just tug it off
This post was edited on 2/4 at 5:38 pm


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AbitaFan08
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
Ok I haven’t seen that gif before and I laughed out loud.


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SixthAndBarone
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
A medium? You’re a small man.


tigahbruh
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Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
They know how much people like you love long black things.


OWLFAN86
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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. No, my boyfriend does not have the same shirt. He has an olive skin tone so purple isn’t his color, just so you know.

is he gay?


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AbitaFan08
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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A medium? You’re a small man.


It’s all the moving and shaking I do. Great cardio.


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BigPerm30
Chicago Cubs Fan
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
Those extra long tags on Lulu are designed to pull off. They are like that on Vuori as well. Subtle brag that it’s your first high end sports apparel purchase.


ChenierauTigre
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
You frickers are brutal.


AbitaFan08
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Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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Subtle brag that it’s your first high end sports apparel purchase


It’s sad you consider Lululemon high end.

Although I’m happy to admit I don’t tend to spend a lot of money on myself when it comes to clothing.


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Zappas Stache
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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A medium? You’re a small man.


He likes it tight


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AbitaFan08
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Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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You frickers are brutal.


This is actually tame so far compared to what I was expecting.


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MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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why in the hell do tags have to be this long?
If your wiener is shorter than the tag, you should try the women's department for a skirt.


BigPerm30
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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It’s sad you consider Lululemon high end. Although I’m happy to admit I don’t tend to spend a lot of money on myself when it comes to clothing.


I’m busting your nuts. Lulu is high end athletic apparel. I bought a bunch of stock years ago because I thought women were dumb for buying that shite but the quality is top notch.


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AbitaFan08
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Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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If your wiener is shorter than the tag, you should try the women's department for a skirt.


Eh. Back to the drawing board with you. That was a really weak insult.

Also, there’s something odd about an adult referring to a penis as a “wiener”

Do better next time.


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Tigerlaff
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
Your PMH outlines sucked.


AbitaFan08
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
I genuinely don’t know what that means.


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liz18lsu
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Member since Feb 2009
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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A medium? You’re a small man.



Does XXX-L suit you better, fattie?


OldmanBeasley
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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5. No, my boyfriend does not have the same shirt. He has an olive skin tone so purple isn’t his color, just so you know.

North End boy, very low class.


AbitaFan08
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Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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re: Weird first world problem of the day
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North End boy, very low class.




Bettah than you wicked southie mick trash!


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