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Weird first world problem of the day

Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:35 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:35 pm
Let me begin this thread by acknowledging all the things that will be an immediate reaction to many of you:

1. Yes, I am a medium shirt size
2. Yes, I bought a shirt at a store that many of you will deem “feminine” or “douchey” or “both”
3. No, this is not a big problem in my life
4. Yes, I’m bored
5. No, my boyfriend does not have the same shirt. He has an olive skin tone so purple isn’t his color, just so you know.

Anyway, my entire complaint: why in the hell do tags have to be this long? Am I expected to cut it? Leave it?

Anyway, I’m feeling masochistic this Saturday evening so have your fun at my expense, OT. I know you’re mostly good people masking your own insecurities and I love you all.

Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:37 pm to
They are removable bra

Just tug it off
This post was edited on 2/4/23 at 5:38 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:38 pm to
Ok I haven’t seen that gif before and I laughed out loud.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8140 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:38 pm to
A medium? You’re a small man.
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2857 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:38 pm to
They know how much people like you love long black things.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175692 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

. No, my boyfriend does not have the same shirt. He has an olive skin tone so purple isn’t his color, just so you know.

is he gay?
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

A medium? You’re a small man.


It’s all the moving and shaking I do. Great cardio.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25846 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:40 pm to
Those extra long tags on Lulu are designed to pull off. They are like that on Vuori as well. Subtle brag that it’s your first high end sports apparel purchase.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34515 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:40 pm to
You frickers are brutal.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

Subtle brag that it’s your first high end sports apparel purchase


It’s sad you consider Lululemon high end.

Although I’m happy to admit I don’t tend to spend a lot of money on myself when it comes to clothing.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38649 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

A medium? You’re a small man.


He likes it tight
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

You frickers are brutal.


This is actually tame so far compared to what I was expecting.
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2132 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

why in the hell do tags have to be this long?
If your wiener is shorter than the tag, you should try the women's department for a skirt.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25846 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

It’s sad you consider Lululemon high end. Although I’m happy to admit I don’t tend to spend a lot of money on myself when it comes to clothing.


I’m busting your nuts. Lulu is high end athletic apparel. I bought a bunch of stock years ago because I thought women were dumb for buying that shite but the quality is top notch.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

If your wiener is shorter than the tag, you should try the women's department for a skirt.


Eh. Back to the drawing board with you. That was a really weak insult.

Also, there’s something odd about an adult referring to a penis as a “wiener”

Do better next time.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20855 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:44 pm to
Your PMH outlines sucked.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:45 pm to
I genuinely don’t know what that means.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17297 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

A medium? You’re a small man.



Does XXX-L suit you better, fattie?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9676 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

5. No, my boyfriend does not have the same shirt. He has an olive skin tone so purple isn’t his color, just so you know.

North End boy, very low class.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

North End boy, very low class.




Bettah than you wicked southie mick trash!
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