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re: We have a New Pope - USA - Robert Francis Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:20 pm to GreenRockTiger
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:20 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:
secretaries
Sexretaries

Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:21 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Pretty much - we are already saved so get as many sexretaries as you want!
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:26 pm to GreenRockTiger
The Lord speakuth through my peanuth
Absolving sins one sexretary booty at a time
Take this wine and drink of it... like a lot of it... I'll be Adam, you be Eve and let's role play with an apple
Salvation comes 6 inches at a time
Amen.
Absolving sins one sexretary booty at a time
Take this wine and drink of it... like a lot of it... I'll be Adam, you be Eve and let's role play with an apple
Salvation comes 6 inches at a time
Amen.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:29 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:more like 4 1/2
Salvation comes 6 inches at a time
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:37 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:
more like 4 1/2
Too much church wine has an effect on a holy man

Either way, I'll be be in BSL this weekend, nola bouncing and hip hopping to save souls and buy devotion (I mean asking for donations)
Pastor needs a new golf cart

Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:38 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Just make sure to let everyone know how pagan the pope is - you might get a few extra nickels
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:41 pm to IT_Dawg
What manner of deals are being made interests me
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:42 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:
you might get a few extra nickels
Love nickels, but dimes are my favorite!!
Posted on 5/8/25 at 4:02 am to IT_Dawg
No white smoke so far, likely means they did not elect a pope on the first round of voting this morning.
Expecting smoke around 6:00-6:15am EST.
They will break for lunch after the 2nd round of voting and return for afternoon session at 9:45am with a vote at 10:30am EST
Expecting smoke around 6:00-6:15am EST.
They will break for lunch after the 2nd round of voting and return for afternoon session at 9:45am with a vote at 10:30am EST
Posted on 5/8/25 at 4:53 am to IT_Dawg
smoke was black, no surprise.
Posted on 5/8/25 at 5:58 am to catholictigerfan
You think they are just playing cards till they want to announce something?
Posted on 5/8/25 at 5:58 am to catholictigerfan
LINK
Did you see a couple seconds of white smoke about 5 minutes after the black this morning? what was that all about?
Did you see a couple seconds of white smoke about 5 minutes after the black this morning? what was that all about?
This post was edited on 5/8/25 at 6:06 am
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:09 am to TigerSprings
They put a special powder on top of the ballots before burning them, so that probably burned off and the ballots were still smoking. It’s been a problem before, when people thought there was a pope and there wasn’t.
They used to use wet straw to enhance the color, but stopped that for a special powder.
They will now also ring the chapel bell so everyone knows and other churches in Rome can ring their bells.
Burning the ballots to signify a new Pope is really not that old of a practice, only a couple hundred years or so I believe
They used to use wet straw to enhance the color, but stopped that for a special powder.
They will now also ring the chapel bell so everyone knows and other churches in Rome can ring their bells.
Burning the ballots to signify a new Pope is really not that old of a practice, only a couple hundred years or so I believe
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:31 am to IT_Dawg
According to CNN, they did the 2nd and 3rd votes B2B, so we await the vote around 1300 Eastern time.
They must be getting close.
They must be getting close.
This post was edited on 5/8/25 at 6:32 am
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:53 am to wfallstiger
quote:
What manner of deals are being made interests me
Kind of like a block of cardinalds representing smaller parishes are holding out for a first round pick, a second round pick and two compensatory picks in the third round?
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:57 am to Lexis Dad
quote:
According to CNN, they did the 2nd and 3rd votes B2B, so we await the vote around 1300 Eastern time.
They must be getting close.
They were supposed to do them back to back.
Next vote (3rd today and 4th total) will be after lunch, probably around 11:30am EST and then immediately followed by a 2nd afternoon vote, which will probably take until 1:00pm EST
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:59 am to IT_Dawg
quote:
They were supposed to do them back to back.
Thanks.
Posted on 5/8/25 at 7:29 am to Lexis Dad
I’m glad I resisted the temptation to check my phone in the middle of the night.
This post was edited on 5/8/25 at 7:32 am
Posted on 5/8/25 at 7:34 am to Lexis Dad
I’m calling it now. It will be Parolin.
My man Pizzaballa will be pope. It’s just not his time.
My man Pizzaballa will be pope. It’s just not his time.
Posted on 5/8/25 at 8:28 am to Lexis Dad
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