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re: We have a New Pope - USA - Robert Francis Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV

Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:20 pm to
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15328 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

secretaries


Sexretaries
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53972 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:21 pm to
Pretty much - we are already saved so get as many sexretaries as you want!
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15328 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:26 pm to
The Lord speakuth through my peanuth

Absolving sins one sexretary booty at a time

Take this wine and drink of it... like a lot of it... I'll be Adam, you be Eve and let's role play with an apple

Salvation comes 6 inches at a time

Amen.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53972 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:29 pm to
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Salvation comes 6 inches at a time
more like 4 1/2
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15328 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:37 pm to
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more like 4 1/2


Too much church wine has an effect on a holy man

Either way, I'll be be in BSL this weekend, nola bouncing and hip hopping to save souls and buy devotion (I mean asking for donations)

Pastor needs a new golf cart
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53972 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:38 pm to
Just make sure to let everyone know how pagan the pope is - you might get a few extra nickels
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
13682 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:41 pm to
What manner of deals are being made interests me
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15328 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:42 pm to
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you might get a few extra nickels


Love nickels, but dimes are my favorite!!
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24481 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 4:02 am to
No white smoke so far, likely means they did not elect a pope on the first round of voting this morning.

Expecting smoke around 6:00-6:15am EST.

They will break for lunch after the 2nd round of voting and return for afternoon session at 9:45am with a vote at 10:30am EST
Posted by catholictigerfan
Member since Oct 2009
58808 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 4:53 am to
smoke was black, no surprise.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130717 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 5:58 am to
You think they are just playing cards till they want to announce something?
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2289 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 5:58 am to
LINK

Did you see a couple seconds of white smoke about 5 minutes after the black this morning? what was that all about?
This post was edited on 5/8/25 at 6:06 am
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24481 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:09 am to
They put a special powder on top of the ballots before burning them, so that probably burned off and the ballots were still smoking. It’s been a problem before, when people thought there was a pope and there wasn’t.

They used to use wet straw to enhance the color, but stopped that for a special powder.

They will now also ring the chapel bell so everyone knows and other churches in Rome can ring their bells.

Burning the ballots to signify a new Pope is really not that old of a practice, only a couple hundred years or so I believe
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
997 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:31 am to
According to CNN, they did the 2nd and 3rd votes B2B, so we await the vote around 1300 Eastern time.

They must be getting close.
This post was edited on 5/8/25 at 6:32 am
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4568 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:53 am to
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What manner of deals are being made interests me


Kind of like a block of cardinalds representing smaller parishes are holding out for a first round pick, a second round pick and two compensatory picks in the third round?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24481 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:57 am to
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According to CNN, they did the 2nd and 3rd votes B2B, so we await the vote around 1300 Eastern time.

They must be getting close.


They were supposed to do them back to back.

Next vote (3rd today and 4th total) will be after lunch, probably around 11:30am EST and then immediately followed by a 2nd afternoon vote, which will probably take until 1:00pm EST
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
997 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 6:59 am to
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They were supposed to do them back to back.

Thanks.
Posted by DVA Tailgater
Bunkie
Member since Jan 2011
3279 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 7:29 am to
I’m glad I resisted the temptation to check my phone in the middle of the night.
This post was edited on 5/8/25 at 7:32 am
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7166 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 7:34 am to
I’m calling it now. It will be Parolin.

My man Pizzaballa will be pope. It’s just not his time.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
124290 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 8:28 am to
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