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Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:42 pm
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
21988 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:42 pm
Dhillip is at some fancy health spa outside of San Diego, so I am stuck with making sure nothing happens to our servers. I recalled all the hamsters to HQ for inspection and found that we had a few Chinese hamsters trying to pose as employees...these imposters were easily identified by their fairly large scrotums and they are now in custody.

I have set up cots on our indoor Pickleball court and all valid hamsters will sleep at TD headquarters until things settle down.

Rest assured that we will do what we can to keep TD operating.
This post was edited on 10/4/21 at 4:28 pm
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:42 pm to
ugh
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106034 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
Thanks chicken

I know y’all are on the case
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9828 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

indoor Pickleball court

Bragger.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13910 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
TD stacked

Facebook fricked
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
Thanks, Comrade Chiken!
Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4753 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
Hopefully crawfish prices aren't too affected.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89849 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
Jesus, you're a little late here.

Like I told you - you have got to stop watching the Urban Meyer video on loop.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90500 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
if you werent the head honcho, people would rail on you for how cringe this is and how it was probably more funny in your head

ill do it. this was cringe and probably sounded funny in your head.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51580 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

so I am stuck with making sure nothing happens to our servers


I've found the problem!



Your servers aren't wearing masks.
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28082 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:44 pm to
whew
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57305 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

indoor Pickleball court


Soft. You probably let your e-store cashiers have stools to sit on.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98974 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:44 pm to
But have the hamsters been vaccinated?
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16162 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:45 pm to
i'm having panic attacks
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Rest assured that we will do what we can to keep TD operating
Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
9718 posts
Posted on 10/4/21 at 2:45 pm to
Mane... This shite is real... I am going to get gas, bread and milk
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