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’We ain’t stupid’: Nudists not wearing birthday suits today
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:22 am
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:22 am
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With one of the longest and chilliest cold snaps in years taking hold across south Louisiana, everyone seems to be bundling up. Even nudists.
“We may be nudists, but we ain’t stupid,” said Travis David, who does maintenance work at the Indian Hills Nudist Park in Slidell — Louisiana’s only such attraction.
David was fully clothed — heavily clothed — from head to toe Tuesday, responding to calls about broken pipes from the prolonged freezing temperatures the roughly 50-acre park just west of Slidell has seen over the last few days.
His face, though, was red from exposure to the low wind chills — a different, and more limited, sort of exposure than he has at warmer times of the year.
That’s because, for David, doing everything from cleaning up to putting in light bulbs isn’t a good reason to put on clothes.
With one of the longest and chilliest cold snaps in years taking hold across south Louisiana, everyone seems to be bundling up. Even nudists.
“We may be nudists, but we ain’t stupid,” said Travis David, who does maintenance work at the Indian Hills Nudist Park in Slidell — Louisiana’s only such attraction.
David was fully clothed — heavily clothed — from head to toe Tuesday, responding to calls about broken pipes from the prolonged freezing temperatures the roughly 50-acre park just west of Slidell has seen over the last few days.
His face, though, was red from exposure to the low wind chills — a different, and more limited, sort of exposure than he has at warmer times of the year.
That’s because, for David, doing everything from cleaning up to putting in light bulbs isn’t a good reason to put on clothes.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:24 am to DavidTheGnome
willing to bet most of them aren't worth seeing nude anyway
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:25 am to Ed Osteen
It's an amusing little blurb. Don't have to be all cynical about it.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:27 am to Peazey
I wasn’t trying to be an arse, just strange to me 
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:32 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:Two first names, the boy never had a chance...
“We may be nudists, but we ain’t stupid,” said Travis David, who does maintenance work at the Indian Hills Nudist Park in Slidell
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:34 am to soccerfüt
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“We may be nudists, but we ain’t stupid,” said Travis David, who does maintenance work at the Indian Hills Nudist Park in Slidell
Two first names, the boy never had a chance...
My hero, a certain Mr. Larry David, disagrees with this.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:35 am to DavidTheGnome
Do they have to be nude all the time, except for cold weather emergencies?
I wouldn't necessarily be a big fan of having mosquitoes have my balls for lunch in July, either.
I wouldn't necessarily be a big fan of having mosquitoes have my balls for lunch in July, either.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:35 am to soccerfüt
yelp review by decent looking chick
profile pics change every 10 seconds or so
so i typed in indian hills reviews and look at this chick that recently visited IH... Thought it was all old people
profile pics change every 10 seconds or so
so i typed in indian hills reviews and look at this chick that recently visited IH... Thought it was all old people
This post was edited on 1/3/18 at 10:36 am
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:39 am to LSUvegasbombed
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profile pics change every 10 seconds or so
so i typed in indian hills reviews and look at this chick that recently visited IH... Thought it was all old people
She would have been an OT 10 at that place.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:46 am to LSUvegasbombed
How about providing a link that isn’t cancer
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:47 am to DavidTheGnome
I’d just wear a coat and pants but leave my dick out. Best of both worlds.
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:52 am to OysterPoBoy
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I’d just wear a coat and pants but leave my dick out. Best of both worlds.
Enjoy epic shrinkage
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:56 am to DavidTheGnome
My Uncle and his then girlfriend belonged to Indian Hills... He said it was hilarious to see the maintenance guy walking around naked with a tool belt on...
Posted on 1/3/18 at 10:59 am to LSUvegasbombed
She reviews a lot. And she likes to get naked
Posted on 1/3/18 at 11:02 am to DavidTheGnome
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We may be nudists, but we ain’t stupid,
I disagree
Posted on 1/3/18 at 11:12 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 1/3/18 at 11:58 am to tigerpimpbot
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She reviews a lot. And she likes to get naked
Reviews on Yelp for nudist colony and lingerie/adult toy stores.
This girl likes to frickin get after it
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