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re: Washington Senator states nurses likely play cards all day and angers a lot of nurses

Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:35 am to
Posted by DeusVultMachina
Member since Jul 2017
4245 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:35 am to
Hilarious joke is the nurse administrator telling everyone how hard she works... then admitting in the same thread that she only performs clerical *not* clinical duties (read: nothing of any real importance to anyone). And the kicker: little miss "I work 80 years worth of nights and weekends" is actually just a paper pusher who never touches a patient and punches out before rush hour even starts.

LMAO. Boom indeed.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:42 am to
I bet you’re a shite doctor.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91838 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:46 am to


It would be very nurse-like to withhold treatment over a goofy comment. Congrats on the pettiness.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
89137 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:50 am to
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Ah, an ICU player- welcome. Who do you think places that balloon pump, cannulates for VA or VV ECMO, or directs filtration rates on continuous dialysis?

Hint: not the nursing staff...

Better yet, I have never walked into a resuscitation in that oh-so-tough-ICU-nurses domain and stated "Who is running this code?" and had the answer be some nurse.

Goddamn this thread is bringing out the morons
Posted by DeusVultMachina
Member since Jul 2017
4245 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:57 am to
Bro, you ever seen a nurse administrator? Lets just say... you aren't white knighting for what you think you are white knighting for.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
102333 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 11:58 am to
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If you have fb and are friends with any nurses...chances are you have already seen this posted


Correct. Nurses are the only profession that can rival teachers for the most Facebook complaining about how hard their jobs are.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15060 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:01 pm to
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Correct. Nurses are the only profession that can rival teachers for the most Facebook complaining about how hard their jobs are.



While both may complain, one has very legitimate complaints. The other, not so much.
Posted by hottub
Member since Dec 2012
3654 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:21 pm to
You are right. Teachers are babysitting nurse’s kids while they are playing cards between sack sessions with the residents.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:23 pm to
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And the kicker: little miss "I work 80 years worth of nights and weekends" is actually just a paper pusher who never touches a patient and punches out before rush hour even starts.


Typical surgeon. So full of his ego he can’t even read where I said I had 16 years of actual patient care before I moved into my current role.

And I never said I worked harder than you fwiw. Just pointing out that infection control nurses do more than just hold a clipboard and do hand hygiene audits. We work with your department on a regular basis much more than you think. You must not be as high up in your department as you think if you didn’t know that basic fact.


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she only performs clerical *not* clinical duties (read: nothing of any real importance to anyone)


Considering my department is in charge of doing surveillance and reporting HAIs to the CDC and CMS...I'd say there is some importance. Again..must not be very high up in your department if you can't grasp how HAI rates affect hospital $$$. Hospitals are penalized hundreds of thousands of dollars now if their rates are too high. What department do you think helps come up with solutions to lower HAI rates throughout the hospital?
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 12:28 pm
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:33 pm to
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Bro, you ever seen a nurse administrator? Lets just say... you aren't white knighting for what you think you are white knighting for.



No, but I know a douche bag when I see one.
Posted by DeusVultMachina
Member since Jul 2017
4245 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:42 pm to
Oh my, whatever did we do without all these useless bloated hospital administrators to save us from our ways?!

Its cute that you have to defend the existence of your clerk tasks like any of that matters. Clipboard toting white-walkers like you cost the US taxpayer more than any value you could ever possibly bring.

My service is necessary and valuable to anyone in this thread, and whether they would admit it or not is irrelevant so I don't really care. That fact is not debatable. Patients visit the hospital for care. To see doctors. Not empty suits who work 9-5. There are THOUSANDS just like you. It is why care is so expensive in our nation.

Your service is not necessary. Thats why no one calls in the middle of the night going "Dear God, if only the clipboard nurse was here!!"
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:43 pm to
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Will be sure to call you if I ever need advice from a hand-hygeine clipboard warrior during banker's hours.
What a douchebag
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:51 pm to
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Thats why no one calls in the middle of the night going "Dear God, if only the clipboard nurse was here!!"



I actually carry an on call phone(I have it this weekend). That my coworkers and I take turns carrying 24/7 for the infection control department. And I have gotten calls in the middle of the night on how to manage an exposure in the hospital. Granted...it doesn't require me to physically come into the hospital(unless it's ebola or something like that)..I still have to be available to consult. And I don't even get paid extra to carry the phone cause I'm salary.

My job isn't as useless as you think. I also have to correct idiot surgeons who take possible TB patients out of airborne isolation in a surgical icu on a whim without double checking with a pulmonologist or ID first. Then I have to consult with my medical director and start the exposure process to figure out who all on the unit (staff and patients) have now been exposed to TB cause some surgeon is too full of his ego to admit they don't know everything.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:57 pm to
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Restomod


Aren't you a physician?

And you think this guy is a douchebag


Posted by DeusVultMachina
Member since Jul 2017
4245 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:01 pm to
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I actually carry an on call phone


Great must be tough

quote:

Granted...it doesn't require me to physically come into the hospital


Ah hell, nevermind

Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
23283 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 2:04 pm to
LINK

In nurse anesthesiology.
Posted by DeusVultMachina
Member since Jul 2017
4245 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 2:08 pm to
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nurse anesthesiology


There is no such thing.

I suppose you will be calling yourselves nurse anesthesiologists next.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
23283 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 2:14 pm to
Federal government pays me as one.

How bout them apples.
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 2:16 pm
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15354 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 2:16 pm to
I’m a nurse in the ER. I don’t complain, don’t go on rants about being underpaid. I’m not going to give the time of day to the woman in Washington State. I do enjoy having 3 days off a week. Sometimes 4 if I don’t pick up overtime. One of the reasons I switched professions was for that reason and it’s never dull working in the ER.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 2:18 pm to
This thread has delivered beyond all expectations.
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