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re: Victoria’s Secret Model - WYHI
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:15 pm to MF Doom
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:15 pm to MF Doom
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I just remember someone on here talking about how their artificial vaginas smell like shite because of something with the colon.
Yeah I don't wanna frick this guy if he's sportin' a vagina. That's frickin' gross. I got limits man.
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Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:15 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Ok but what about some other shite we need to talk about.
What about positions. I mean I'm all in for fricking and making out with this guy but do I go strictly doggystyle, where maybe I don't see too much of the Johnson?
I mean he's not fricking me for sure. This is strictly a pitch/catch situation here but do I let him get on top? Do I go missionary?
Is there any avoiding this guy's beef tips at all?
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:15 pm to Pandy Fackler
I don’t think she has a stick anymore down there. That Victoria Secret pay may have funded a first rate pussy down there.
Would be nice to know how she would moan and if she can make me a sandwich afterwards.
Would be nice to know how she would moan and if she can make me a sandwich afterwards.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:16 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Yeah I don't wanna frick this guy if he's sportin' a vagina. That's frickin' gross. I got limits man.
You're killing it in this thread
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:20 pm to castorinho
Not gonna lie, I had to look through that IG account and look at the pics. Nowhere do I see any semblance of a penis. Did this one have reconstructive surgery? I’m disturbed by this lol
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:21 pm to Hammertime
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You are oddly way into banging a former dude
At least he had sex
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:21 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Yeah I don't wanna frick this guy if he's sportin' a vagina. That's frickin' gross. I got limits man.
My man enjoys the simultaneous nut busts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:24 pm to Gray12
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I don’t think she has a stick anymore down there. That Victoria Secret pay may have funded a first rate pussy down there.
I don't think there is such a thing as a first rate made up pussy. From what I understand, they're all pretty frickin' foul.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:27 pm to castorinho
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You're killing it in this thread
Tip your waitresses.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:31 pm to Pandy Fackler
Probably some random 10 on the crazy/hot axis, which means Tranny, so hard pass; although it could mean someone that would listen to me and let me talk, while fixing me a sammich....Going to have to think on it....
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:33 pm to CamdenTiger
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Probably some random 10 on the crazy/hot axis, which means Tranny, so hard pass;
According to the Crazy/Hot matrix, this is the least crazy VS model.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:45 pm to Gray12
She's beautiful but, I love pussy, and, there is NO WAY that mortal man can FABRICATE a real pussy that works like a real pussy with all of the moving parts and self-lubricating methods.
No way THAT pussy smells and tastes like a real pussy.
No way THAT pussy smells and tastes like a real pussy.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:47 pm to baldona
What you mean dawg, you know how to hit it if it's a tranny .dont take a fig to know the answer to that question.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:49 pm to baldona
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How do I hit it if it’s a tranny...?
Probably going to spin you over and hit you if you're that dumb to need to ask that question.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:55 pm to Gray12
False advertising
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:57 pm to Champagne
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No way THAT pussy smells and tastes like a real pussy
Word up.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:59 pm to Pandy Fackler
Tough call. On one hand you can claim to have bedded a VS model. On the other, you slept with a man.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 7:10 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Can't we all just talk about how we wanna frick this dude?
Sig worthy right there.
Posted on 8/4/19 at 7:10 pm to Champagne
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No way THAT pussy smells and tastes like a real pussy.
Great point that I’ve never thought about
Posted on 8/4/19 at 7:33 pm to Gray12
Honestly...if it doesn’t still have a penis, I’m probably hitting it.
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