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Vasectomy today, drinking a few nerve beers before a bad idea?

Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:26 am
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6459 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:26 am
The impending fondle, cut, snip, burn, stitch has me a bit nervous. Drinking a beer beforehand a bad idea?

Those that have had it done, how bad was the recovery?
Posted by Camnola
God’s Country
Member since Sep 2012
231 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:27 am to
Be a man, pussy
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 7:26 pm
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
68813 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:27 am to
They didn’t give you some Valium? I remember looking down at smoke coming out of my balls without a care in the world.
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 9:29 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45456 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:27 am to
quote:

drinking a few nerve beers before a bad idea?

At 9:30am? You keep drinking like that and you won't have a need for a vasectomy.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:27 am to
I find drinking alcohol before a medical procedure is always a good idea
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16749 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:28 am to
quote:

drinking a few nerve beers


Rookie....

Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58313 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:28 am to
It's not a good idea to drink a few beers prior to getting surgery. Do you have any other obvious questions?
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8629 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:28 am to
quote:

They didn’t give you some Valium?


Seriously?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40454 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:28 am to
What is a man pussy?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171891 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:29 am to
How you gonna call someone a rookie when you're drinking rookie whiskey?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32905 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:30 am to
quote:

What is a man pussy?

What he's gonna limp outta there with after getting neutered.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
68813 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Seriously


Surgeon I went to orders a 10mg Valium and used local anesthetic for every vasectomy... it’s his protocol. Wants patients chilled and just laying there. Assumed it was something similar most places.
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 9:32 am
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
23131 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:31 am to
Increases bleeding stay off the booze....
Posted by Window Bandit
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2019
11 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:31 am to
My doc gave me a script for loritab and one valium, chased them down with a couple Sam Adams prior to the snip. I highly recommend this action.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53196 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:31 am to
Real men only get the local and read the newspaper during the procedure.
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16563 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:31 am to
quote:

At 9:30am?

St Patty's parade is this Saturday.....in theory!
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18764 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:32 am to
I mean, they are chopping your balls off today, so as far as bad decisions go I feel like the beers are the least of your concern
Posted by Julius Sneezer
United States Penitentiary Atlanta
Member since Mar 2020
150 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:34 am to
Drink after because you will feel like you have broken glass glued to your balls for a week
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 9:35 am
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
11181 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:34 am to
Thinning your blood before any procedure isn't a wise idea.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:35 am to
The whole thing is a breeze. The ball fondling and shots is a bit uncomfortable, but not bad. Recovery is easy as long as you take it easy for a few days.

Most uncomfortable part for me was trying not to pop a chub when the hot nurse was prepping my junk. She had a wicked sense of humor, which helped lighten the mood.
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