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Van gundy with the ultimate first world problem
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:53 pm
Watching the game and he starts complaining about being bumped from United global services. After doing some research apparently this is the top level that is above their regular elite statuses.
I hope I can have this first world problem one day
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United Global Services is an invitation-only elite status with United Airlines that is given to some of United’s most elite and profitable customers. With a United Global Services membership, passengers can expect a number of perks and customer service that far exceeds anything that other United passengers receive.
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Probably one of the coolest benefits of being a Global Services Member is a ride to your flight in a Mercedes-Benz. Now, Global Services members won’t receive this every time they connect, as it’s only used for tight connections at specific airports.
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Customer service is at its best for Global Services members. They can expect a dedicated phone line that very rarely has any wait time, United staff tracking their flight status to ensure connections are made, and getting served meals before anyone else when flying business class or first class. United really goes above and beyond for its Global Services Members!
I hope I can have this first world problem one day
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 9:54 pm
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:56 pm to al_cajun
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I hope I can have this first world problem one day
All you need to do is spend half your life in airports and on planes.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:59 pm to al_cajun
Sounds quaint. If I ever sell the jet I’ll look into this
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:01 pm to al_cajun
my fricken seat warmers dont warm up fast enough
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:16 pm to al_cajun
Still riding on some bitch arse people mover
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:19 pm to GRTiger
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All you need to do is spend half your life in airports and on planes.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:32 pm to al_cajun
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United Global Services membership, passengers can expect a number of perks and customer service that far exceeds anything that other United passengers receive.
Hookers & Blow?
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:34 pm to al_cajun
Dude flies everywhere, no shite he feels like he deserves badass treatment.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:39 pm to al_cajun
GS sounds way cooler than reality.
Basically get more first class upgrades and get to pre-board early.
In order to get, you have to spend ~$60k/year on United.
If you fly international for work, it’s only about 7-8 trips per year.
But, if you mostly fly domestic like Van Gundy, hard to accomplish.
Still, don’t think it’s worth it.
Basically get more first class upgrades and get to pre-board early.
In order to get, you have to spend ~$60k/year on United.
If you fly international for work, it’s only about 7-8 trips per year.
But, if you mostly fly domestic like Van Gundy, hard to accomplish.
Still, don’t think it’s worth it.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:20 pm to KwoodTiger
Concierge key on American is better, they wait on the jet bridge and grab your bag of the plane put you both in a car and drive you to your gate.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 12:06 am to GRTiger
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All you need to do is spend half your life in airports and on planes.
and another chunk of the remaining half in hotels
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