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re: UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey, and the monkey attacked a kid

Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:07 am to
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:07 am to
And Austin was voted best place to live?

Austin voted best place to live.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:51 am to
Monkeys, are super cool.
Have you ever known a monkey that was not super cool.

We like good looking young women of age who strip.

If you combine a monkey as a pet of a stripper that is a hard combination to beat.
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
17652 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:04 pm to
That chick looks like a dude turned into a chick and got fat to make the implants more realistic.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Have you ever known a monkey that was not super cool.
Apparently this one
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
13285 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:58 pm to
The most disturbing part of this is that a married man left his wife and children for a low class ugly whore. He needs serious help.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9215 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

Why would a millionaire date a stripper?


Because she probably throws that arse on him like nothing he's ever experienced.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
5687 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey
Is "pet monkey" slang for something?
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
8427 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 1:24 pm to
Her stomach looks really gross.
Posted by SpecialHazard
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2018
1572 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 2:25 pm to
poleassassin

Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 2:35 pm to
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What kind of medicine do you have to take after being bitten by a monkey?



Ozempic. You gotta say, "Oh! Stripper monkey!" before the shot.
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