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Urinal quiz

Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:48 pm
Posted by LSUFrosty
Member since Jan 2012
1861 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:48 pm
Are you one of those guys that basically lives in the urinal when he's peeing?

Or are you hanging back away from it so you don't step in the giant puddles of pics under it?

Ladies, have you ever tried to get it in a urinal?

I used to be really close to the urinal, but as I've gotten older I couldnt give a shite if someone sees my junk while I'm peeing. Maybe I caught the gay, though?
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
26324 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

so you don't step in the giant puddles of pics under it?


/saved
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24826 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:49 pm to
Some people walk up to it and stick it in and some people stick it in and walk up to it ..
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36821 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:50 pm to
I sit when I pee. Old habit I picked-up while on a "sabbatical".
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
26319 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:50 pm to
Splashback baw. Unless you like other dude's piss splashing all over your junk, you better back away a little and aim for the side of the urinal.
Posted by LSUFrosty
Member since Jan 2012
1861 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:50 pm to
Dammit!
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11633 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Are you one of those guys that basically lives in the urinal when he's peeing?

Only when I'm at an Arkansas or A&M game.
quote:

Or are you hanging back away from it so you don't step in the giant puddles of pics under it?

I just prefer not to have my d*ck touch the damn urinal cakes. Shite takes forever to re-clean.
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 4:52 pm
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
18141 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:56 pm to
I hang back. I always assumed those who go close up have little dicks.
Posted by LSUFrosty
Member since Jan 2012
1861 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 5:01 pm to
Insecurity, definitely. I've never found a way to pee in a urinal with 100% containment. Always get splash back from the rubber mat or from it hitting the back wall.

How do I increase the surface tension of my piss? Why aren't top scientists working on that?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 5:09 pm to
I don't use urinals. I hate the splashback.
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46743 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 5:13 pm to
I only sit to pee in urinals because of the splash back
Posted by LSUFrosty
Member since Jan 2012
1861 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 5:19 pm to
I hate toilet splash back if it's my toilet. My wife still doesn't understand how pee can get on the seat when I piss standing up. I've tried front back middle and sides, nothing stops the splash back...
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9931 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 5:23 pm to
Aim for the cigarette butts
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