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Upgraded home defense

Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:18 am
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14492 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:18 am
Now this is how you turn the tables

You done fricked up now

Just did this to my whole house except I used a different song and my red lights fade in and out. Wife wasn’t amused. I was
Just gotta figure out how to make it start playing closer to the lyrics. Video wouldn’t focus well in the dark
Schmelly Welcoming Party

Binge and Purge
Also considered:
Crazy Train
Welcome to the Jungle
Ambitionz as a Ridah
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 1:11 am
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9374 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:24 am to
The first link is fricking hilarious
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34000 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:25 am to
I saw one where they did a Star Trek red alert with klaxon. Have to say that might freak out a meth head intruder
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 12:26 am
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14492 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:27 am to
quote:

The first link is fricking hilarious


Listen to the lyrics of the song in the second link
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14492 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:40 am to
Here’s mine lol

Wrong House
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 12:55 am
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 12:46 am to
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14492 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 1:03 am to
This is how I get down. Mine holds 8 Ithaca M37
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 2:13 am to
Mine says "Mess with the flock, you get the Glock. Shooter ready, Stand by"

Followed by "At DOOM's Gate" on the Doom - Original Game Soundtrack.

Apparently a friend, well now a person I have unfrended from life, didn't like the version 1.0 of the routine which played Pumped Up Kicks instead.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15560 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 3:00 am to
I hope you have a weapon with a strobing flashlight if it’s going to be that dark
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 3:04 am to
quote:

I hope you have a weapon with a strobing flashlight if it’s going to be that dark


Weapon, yes.


Strobing flashlight? No.

I like the idea though. It's a flash bang. Flash...then bang.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52799 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 4:57 am to
An appropriate song may be Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4914 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 6:40 am to
Nearly anything by Slayer or Metallica - Seek and Destroy are better song options
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 6:44 am to
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
2808 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:00 am to
Cowboys From Hell - Pantera
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124350 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:06 am to
That’s fricking awesome
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124350 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:15 am to
Tiptoe through the tulips


Make it strobe and have random rustling sounds so they aren’t sure where they are coming from

Then hit em with this

This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 7:17 am
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14492 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:49 am to
It’s so simple to do too. I just need an Alexa closer to my living room surround sound. I stole my kid’s Alexa in the middle of the night to it
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23996 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:05 am to
Now trigger the start of the routine to any motion on your ring door bell after hours...
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14492 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:35 am to
quote:

Now trigger the start of the routine to any motion on your ring door bell after hours...


!!!!!! And sync Alexa to the landscape lights!!!
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71439 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:38 am to
I once set up my Alexa to say "You never should have come here" and then it played the Skyrim battle music.
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