re: ***Update in OP*** I quit my job today, never felt better in my life

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Good for you man. The only way we can combat this peacefully is with our pocketbook. Let these woke companies hire shite employees just to reach a diversity quota while their product goes to shite. Don't spend money at these woke companies. Stop taking your kids to Disney World and shite just because your kids and wife whine for it and are brainwashed.

I work for a global company that says one of their plans for 2021 is to have 51% diverse owned suppliers. The lady in charge of this listed the diverse peoples. She listed everything but straight white men. They also have plans to have 40% of management being diverse people as well.

I'm currently looking for a new job as well. Thankfully we didn't get a 6 hour seminar about how bad straight white men are.

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How do they know if a man is straight? I think it's a little bit presumptuous to declare people straight just because they don't prance into the office flapping their wrists like Liberace every morning

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Idk but the lady mentioned alphabet people are diverse. I assume we’ll start seeing people put it on their resumes. We’ll probably start seeing owners of companies pretending to be gay. Then we’ll have that scandal where they will witch hunt people to make sure they’re gay.

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to make sure they’re gay.

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I used to suspect my old roomate of being gay




his dick always tasted like shite






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Idk but the lady mentioned alphabet people are diverse. I assume we’ll start seeing people put it on their resumes. We’ll probably start seeing owners of companies pretending to be gay. Then we’ll have that scandal where they will witch hunt people to make sure they’re gay.

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It's almost as if we need some sort of litmus test... except, you know, with something other than litmus.

Congrats! This was a well made up story