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re: Unique True Southern sayings

Posted on 12/16/23 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by NewbombII
Member since Nov 2014
5520 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 1:13 pm to
"More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

"Smiling like a bird fed cat."
Posted by ArkLaTexTiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
2567 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 2:56 pm to
More scared than a wedding night bride.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
11890 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 3:11 pm to
True South sucks. That guy is a complete fig you
Posted by Gold Tiger
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2008
798 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 3:47 pm to
He's "bad to drank."
She looks like "warmed over death."
I "don't have a dog in the hunt" or "that dog won't hunt."
Playing "cow pasture pool" (golf)
When they passed out brains, he got left out.
They've "split the sheets." (divorced)
This post was edited on 12/16/23 at 4:28 pm
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5946 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 5:32 pm to

Jever = did you ever
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34711 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 6:00 pm to
Grinning like a possum eating persimmons

(Nasty beer) Tastes like stud horse piss with the foam farted off the top

Your pants are so tight it looks like you were melted and poured in 'em
Posted by Highstepper
Member since Jul 2009
48 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 6:10 pm to
"He's just ate up with the dumb arse."
"Nervous as a whore in church"
"Dang, I cut it twice and it's still too short."
"That girl's hotter than a go-cart muffler."

I could go on....
This post was edited on 12/16/23 at 6:17 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73030 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 6:23 pm to
Regarding someone who is fricked in the head-

"His cornbread ain't done in the middle"
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22465 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 6:27 pm to
LSU Coyote prances around like a Kansas City fagg#t.

That's really more western, but it's still true.
Posted by LetTheTigerOut
Member since Dec 2019
775 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 6:40 pm to









This post was edited on 8/9/24 at 1:15 am
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3926 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:59 pm to
Jeet?
No, Jew?

Translation:
Did you eat?
No, did you?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73030 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:06 pm to
Hotter than a red fox in a pepper patch.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22465 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:50 pm to
I've heard "Do what?" or "Do what now?" for the past 50+ years in Louisiana.
Posted by Branson
Member since Dec 2023
185 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:54 pm to
Don't worry about the mule, just load the wagon.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4422 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

Momma and dem*


Get it right Yankee


Mommer an dem

Get it right cajun
Posted by LetzGeaux
Member since Feb 2017
315 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 11:23 pm to
That dog don’t hunt.
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