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re: Uh-oh. A zombie outbreak could wipe out humanity in 100 days.

Posted on 1/5/17 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 2:59 pm to
5 cases of natty.
6 extra large pizzas.
3 fatties

Season 1-6 of the walking dead

And 1 I know a guy.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 3:02 pm to
Well let's see here. Our cities are crumbling, roads and interstates are shite, healthcare costs are skyrocketing. Oh, I know, let's spend money calculating a zombie apocalypse.

We so fricked. We'll never make to the zombies.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 3:04 pm to
Thank god. I'm so tired of life. I dont want to leave anyone behind by killing myself, so if everyone died that would solve both problems
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 3:05 pm to
Snow melt or raided extra fast will get ya then.

I'm more of a build a shanty in a deep mountain cave sort of guy.

Eat the bats, use the guano for fuel, contract rabies go out like a wolfman.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
26528 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 3:07 pm to
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Let's start with Baton Rouge

Some places are too dangerous for zombies.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 5:37 pm to
Well,..ok That's even less stable. Hope the North doesn't get a lot of rain that no one can forsee or one of many of the other ways a river can swell.

Also hope rival people don't dam it up upstream to where you are sitting ducks...or downstream, and once again, drown your island out.
Posted by rds dc
Member since Jun 2008
21669 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 5:48 pm to
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What is it with you nerds and your Zombie obsession.

Oh yea, you just mentioned it. Your fantasy of having women locked on an island to be violated without regard of the law of civilization...

Get a girlfriend, nerds.


Can we still say "nerds" or are do they get offended?
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 5:54 pm to
I want to become a buck naked walker zombie who walks around with nothing but a rubber on a permanent boner.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36494 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 6:03 pm to
We are in the zombie apocalypse now. It's a euphemism.
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
3164 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:22 am to
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Unless, theoretically of course, their cells/etc were still living in some form.


If their cells were still living, then they wouldn't be dead.

quote:

Unless, fictionally speaking of course, their cells/etc were still living in some form.


FIFY. There's no need to try to dress up fantasy with scientific sounding words. You'll confuse all the idiots.
Posted by BR Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2004
4757 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:16 am to
Public health researchers have started to use "zombies" as stand-in for other epidemics when doing modeling. They aren't actually spending time and money researching zombies- they are researching models of disoersion and contagion. They use zombies as stand-in because they know it will get people's attention.
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