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re: Ugh, why did I get married?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 4:27 am to fightin tigers
Posted on 4/23/14 at 4:27 am to fightin tigers
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I guess my dog doesn't realize that I wouldn't wait for it to die before making the decision to eat it. If it came to those measures of course.
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 5:47 am to Walt OReilly
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Drew Peterson her arse
Posted on 4/23/14 at 5:50 am to Walt OReilly
Jesus Walt
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:01 am to Mizzoufan26
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We are both military by the way
Gonna make two guesses:
USAF?
LRS?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:04 am to TbirdSpur2010
If I die and my dogs want to eat me, I wouldn't mine. Hell, that would save the wife about 10K for planting me in the ground. 
Hell, that would save the wife about 10K for planting me in the ground. 
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:18 am to TbirdSpur2010
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USAF?
Medical
She's coast guard
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:20 am to Mizzoufan26
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She's coast guard
Ah. I miscalculated, I see.
Tell her I said thanks for serving, right on, of course
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 6:21 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:22 am to UltimateHog
those funbags are just ridiculous
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:25 am to Mizzoufan26
FYI, whoever told her that was wrong.
Dogs can't taste much at all. That's how they can eat poop. They rely completely on their sense of smell which you don't even have to be in the room for them to know.
Dogs can't taste much at all. That's how they can eat poop. They rely completely on their sense of smell which you don't even have to be in the room for them to know.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:25 am to AtlantaLSUfan
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FYI, whoever told her that was wrong.
Obviously
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:34 am to Mizzoufan26
pics?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:34 am to Mizzoufan26
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My wife just tells me, did you know dogs lick your face to see what you taste like, because in case you died and they were starving that would be the first thing they ate.
Dying alone such that your only companion, your dog, is forced to eat you to survive is not a bad way to go. There are many worse Fates, such as, being eaten alive by Army Ants.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:42 am to wallowinit
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pics?
You're on the worlds largest database of all types of women... It couldn't be any better even if you had binders full of women.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 6:43 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:44 am to Mizzoufan26
You married her for the extra money you get from being married.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:50 am to BleedsPurpleandGold
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You married her for the extra money you get from being married.
And decided to have a baby, because in that scenario we get an extra 200 dollars per month! WOOH! #Rich#Beatingthesystem
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:50 am to Mizzoufan26
Maybe she doesn't like you.... BTW all women says stupid shite.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 6:52 am to YouAre8Up
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Maybe she doesn't like you.... BTW all women says stupid shite.
Awkward
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:21 am to Mizzoufan26
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My wife just tells me
Pics! (Because with dumbass comments like that, she's gotta be hot as hell!)
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:25 am to Mizzoufan26
You like guys and your wife's a tard
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