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Ugh, why did I get married?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:15 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:15 am
My wife just tells me, did you know dogs lick your face to see what you taste like, because in case you died and they were starving that would be the first thing they ate.
WHAT IN THE frick???
She had some stupid arse training today at work and apparently "learned" this. We are both military by the way, so that's where your tax dollars are going.
WHAT IN THE frick???
She had some stupid arse training today at work and apparently "learned" this. We are both military by the way, so that's where your tax dollars are going.
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:17 am to Mizzoufan26
K
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:17 am to Mizzoufan26
Scott Peterson her arse
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:17 am to Mizzoufan26
Divorce her.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:17 am to Mizzoufan26
Well I guess it is early am but I did ask myself the same question when I was getting ready for the divorce.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:20 am to Mizzoufan26
ALL LIES
Your cats would eat you first. Dogs would hold out much longer before snacking on your corpse.
Your cats would eat you first. Dogs would hold out much longer before snacking on your corpse.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:21 am to Mizzoufan26
I guess my dog doesn't realize that I wouldn't wait for it to die before making the decision to eat it.
If it came to those measures of course.
If it came to those measures of course.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:23 am to lsunurse
Wut? 
I see butters like this when you are laying there nurse
I see butters like this when you are laying there nurse
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:25 am to fightin tigers
Even more mind boggling, she got this from a sexual harassment video. Apparently it was supposed to show the link between sexual predators usually being close to their victims and how dogs would betray you?
My head hurts
My head hurts
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 1:27 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:30 am to Mizzoufan26
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:30 am to Mizzoufan26
Dogs lick your face because they just licked their arse and they think it's funny.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:36 am to UltimateHog
Why do I just wish katie's funbags would just fall out in that gif?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:37 am to Mizzoufan26
She dumb.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:58 am to FLBooGoTigs1
We all do, it's KP.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:58 am to Mizzoufan26
Sounds like you just got trolled by your wife.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:01 am to Mizzoufan26
Puppies instinctively do that to their mother, who instinctively regurgitates her food for them to eat. So when a dog licks your face, he wants you to puke up something for him to snack on.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:28 am to Mizzoufan26
Just be like
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:30 am to SEClint
Dont worry if you die, the cops will show up, and dogs wont be a problem.
Open casket
Open casket
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:54 am to Mizzoufan26
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Ugh, why did I get married?
quote:
My wife just tells me, did you know dogs lick your face to see what you taste like, because in case you died and they were starving that would be the first thing they ate.
If that's the worst thing about your marriage, you should feel lucky.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:56 am to Jet12
quote:
f that's the worst thing about your marriage, you should feel lucky.
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