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TulaneLSU's Christmas Pilgrimage X: Top 10 Decorations Dillard's

Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:12 pm
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My dearest of dear and beloved friends,

Today is December 6, 2019, the feastday of Saint Nicholas, of current day Turkey. The OT may be particularly interested in St. Nick because he is the patron saint of repentant thieves, prostitutes, pawnbrokers, archers and fishermen, and even pharmacists. Born to rich parents, he was known to secretly give great gifts. When his wealthy parents died, he directed that their fortune went to the poor. Most notably, when a certain father could not afford the dowry for his three daughters and knew his daughters might be sold into prostitution, St. Nicholas, in the stealth of the night, tossed three bags of gold into their house so they might be married.

Nicholas was a great defender of the true faith of Christianity. Present at the First Council of Nicaea in 325, he ardently defended the theology of the Trinity. He is even rumored to have slapped that horrible heretic, Arius, across the face for spreading the lie that Jesus, the Logos, was not in the beginning and is not of the same substance as the Father. I’m not a violent person, but I cannot help but applaud Nicholas for slapping the sin out of Arius. So you do not become confused, the wonderful 2007 Finnish film Christmas Story, available on Prime, tells a fable fantastic yet false of the origin of Santa Claus. Speaking Christmas films available on Prime, I just finished watching Snowed Inn for Christmas. In the surfeit sea of Lifetime and Hallmark holiday films, I have to say it’s the best Santa based movie I’ve seen in a long time, perhaps since Arthur Christmas. It’s easily the best Lifetime movie I’ve ever seen.



St. Nicholas mostly disappeared from Protestant Europe after the leaders of the Reformation frowned upon hagiographies and veneration of the saints. Nicholas’s absence continued in America. The Dutch of New York were the first to bring him back. In 1810, they celebrated December 6 as the Festival of St. Nicholas. It wasn’t until 1822, though, that the jolly, red-cheeked sleigh-riding gift giver Santa Claus appeared. Clement Moore, an Episcopal professor at the General Theological Seminary in Chelsea, wrote his children a poem for Christmas, basing this figure on a paunchy Dutchman, a neighbor during his childhood. This poem, something worthy of fr33manator, “An Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas,” you’ll quickly recognize.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ’kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pedler just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

In New Orleans, the first mention I can find of Santa Claus is 1841, in a poem that borrows heavily from Moore. This Times Picayune printed bit describes "a merry fellow is old Santa Claus who comes without civility of knocking.” J.B. Kling’s Cajun Night Before Christmas, published in 1973, borrows even more extensively from Moore in tone and descriptions. Unfortunately, the Santa of Louisiana is almost entirely a New York creation.

This newly minted Santa myth bore little semblance to Saint Nicholas of history, save for his generosity. He also bumped the regional Christkindel and Belsnickel figures in Pennsylvania. The new Santa seemed to prefer the urban to the pastoral. Moore’s Santa served a generic American Protestantism, teaching children the importance of good deeds and nudging them to believe in the invisible, to have faith, if you will. In my view, this new Santa was much like an entertaining, if not theologically meager in construction, children’s sermon.

At this same time, the search for the historical Jesus was the subject of many a dinner conversation. David Strauss’s Life of Jesus (1835) was a best-seller, and several key non-Christian discoveries, which authenticated the historical Jesus, were made. This historical quest made the birth of Jesus a topic of theological discussion for the first time in centuries. The trickle-down influence led to the first commercial Nativity or manger scenes sold in the States. Santa and manger scenes were to be the new core symbols of the national holiday, bringing together both the profane and the holy in an American mishmash of generosity and joy, myth and truth, municipal and bucolic.
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Posted by TulaneLSU
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INTERLUDE

Today I watched a traffic controller masterfully conduct traffic. Road construction had closed a lane on a two way street. He looked like Bach or von Karajan, spinning his dual signed stick, having people wait and others safely pass the impasse. He was the maestro of movement. Although his job might not be one you to which you hope your child aspires, how beautiful and indispensable are even the least respected jobs that allow our society to run.

The great Reformation philosopher John Calvin wrote, “People were created for the express purpose of being employed in labor of various kinds, and that no sacrifice is more pleasing to God than when every person applies diligently to his or her own calling, and endeavors to live in such a manner as to contribute to the general advantage.” I take those words to heart.

Educated at both LSU and Tulane, I took my degree at Delgado. Many people, even some family members, mock me for this degree, and even more laugh at my career in food services. You say I don’t have a job? I do. Do you really think you’re better than I am because you work as a contractor or in sales? Each of us has a role in this life, and for whatever it might be, each of us is precious and indispensable, no matter what a number cruncher or a respecter of people might say. There’s a chance that the person on whom you look down is where he is because he has huge plans -- a work of such beauty and magnificence that you can only understand after it has been completed. Do you think Saint Nicholas’s well-to-do parents would have been excited to learn he spent their fortune on the poor? Which lives longer: an act of selfless love or a life of greed and accumulation?

Woe unto you who boasts of his own intelligence and position in life. But woe also unto you who does not take up your calling and live it to its fullest. If you aren’t doing your job with the fullest of your given ability, if you’re slacking and cruising, you aren’t just hurting yourself -- you’re hurting society. Be like the traffic controller today. Give it your best, even when others think you or your job is insignificant. Build our world with a daily practice of love and sacrifice.

My friends, I was going to wait on this Top 10, but Cosmo kicked the cat out the bag last night, so I present to you TulaneLSU’s Top 10 Dillard’s Christmas Decorations!

10. Lennox plate


I agree with the poster from last night who called the Williams Sonoma plates immaculate, but aren’t these as well? I consider these classics for a refined Christmas meal. Lennox makes so much great Christmas ware, not the least being the Santa mugs. I bought some on clearance last year and filled them with some delightful homemade Christmas treated and gifted them on my caroling runs. Dillard’s New Years Day clearance is probably the last great in-store sale in New Orleans. If you’ve never witnessed it, consider attending this year.

9. Holy Family snowglobe


The last time I was in Dillard’s, I paused while examining this art. I focused on the angel and remembered that passage from Luke 2 when the angel with the multitude of the heavenly host proclaimed to the shepherds, “Gloria in excelsis Deo! I kid you not when I say I began humming that beautiful Christmas hymn. Soon the older lady near me began humming it and before you know it, there is a choir of shoppers belting out that old familiar. Whereas before we were nameless strangers we were now part of a timeless choir, joined by the angels on high.

We live in a time when eccentricity and unfeigned childlike cheer are no longer celebrated. Perhaps they have never been celebrated. I argue that they should be. Perhaps if we fixed our eyes and minds on the holy things, like the hymns of angels, rather than television and sports, we might find again the joyous fruit of life.

8. Christopher Radko ornaments


I have written at length about my love of Radko’s ornaments. Please refer to my chapter on Christopher Radko.

7. Santa pitcher


My favorite part of the Eucharist celebration is when the priest or minister breaks the bread and slowly pours the fruit of the vine from the pitcher into the cup. This liturgical pageantry occurs most commonly with a silver or gold chalice. More recently, perhaps due to the influence of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, ceramic grails, fitting of a carpenter or stone cutter, have become more common at the Table.

The vessels which carry the life giving blood do not so much matter as does the heart of the partaker. Jesus puts it this way, “What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.” If my priest served me communion from this chalice, I would smile and happily and humbly receive.

6. Angel


I once hated angel imagery. This hatred came from those Valentine’s Day-like cherubim prints that were quite popular in the 1990s. My angelology, thus, is quite weak. I know they are messengers of God, but I don’t understand where that imagery comes from nor what role the angels play today. I have never spoken to an angel. I do not pray to angels. I have never seen an angel. I do not believe that people become angels, as biblically, they seem to be another type of being separate from humans.

But I like this angel. Whereas I do not like faceless manger scenes, I do like the faceless angel because the angel remains other to me, something outside my current knowledge.
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5. Spode cookie plate


My dear friend, Cosmo the American trained physician, has exquisite taste in Christmas dinnerware. Since he was a child, he put out cookies for Santa on the family’s Spode cookie platter, similar to this one. And Santa never disappointed. Although Santa doesn’t require such classic servings, he sure does appreciate them.

Josiah Spode started the dinnerware company in England in 1770, but it wasn’t until 1938 that the company’s epochal Christmas pattern entered the world. These beautiful plates haven’t changed much over the years, but the company’s very survival is owed to them. Spode closed in 2009, but reopened in 2012, mostly on the hope that the Spode Christmas pattern would, as it had for nearly a century, keep it afloat. Seven years later and there is still demand for this classic pattern.

4. Santa cookie jar


Has Santa ever before looked so regal? A bag of presents in one hand and a tree in the other, this Santa dances as he yearns to bring cheer into your life. He seems a bit more aloof than the more usual approachable depictions. Perhaps he is yearning to be reunited with Mrs. Claus.

3. Nativity snowglobe


As I looked at this picture, I remembered I have a beautiful Reed & Barton Nativity snowglobe. I just now unpacked it and twisted its underside dial, and lo, behold, music is pouring forth! Oh, my dear friends, what an edifying thing to behold a beautiful, musical Nativity snowglobe. I am in the highest heaven even as I type, listening to the tender melody of “Little Town of Bethlehem.”

Most scholars believe Jesus was born in March, not December, so the chance that it was snowing is slim. Still, how silent and peaceful do the babe and virgin appear beneath a snow shower in this globe. How still we see thee lie above thy deep and dreamless sleep. The silent stars go by, yet in thy dark streets shineth the everlasting Light. The hopes and fears of all the years are met in thee tonight.

2. Ne’Qwa hand painted ornaments by Dona Gelsinger



Dona Gelsinger is one of the great Catholic American artists of today. She currently lives in Oregon and has brought so much light to the world through her inspired art. My passion for Radko ornaments is no less perfervid today than twenty years ago. Nonetheless, Gelsinger’s Ne’Qwa ornaments outshine even the best of Radko’s works. If you are of means and starting a classy ornament collection, I highly commend these to you.

1.Nativity set


It is my hope and desire one day to purchase a set as beautiful as this one and display it before the world. This wondrous collection is finely detailed and even the harshest critic will find its value. Dillard’s retail price for the collection is nearly $4000. Considering that people will happily pay hundreds or even thousands to watch a sporting event in person, I find this a bargain. A timeless moment, commemorating the single most important event in human history.

Speaking of beautiful manger scenes, I again commend to you one of the city’s finest examples. While his father was keen on showmanship and grandeur, Al Copeland Jr.’s Christmas display is simply beautiful. The lights are stated; there is no music; there are no long lines of cars. There is simply a manger, with father, mother, and child, and a small company of worshippers. Mr. Copeland, you have my respect for this beauty. I walked through the display, remembering how decades earlier I had walked through the front yard of his father’s Italian stucco mansion and peered eyes and heart aglow for the wonder of Christmas. I, like the decorations, have matured, but the childlike spirit remains.



Thank you, my dear friends, for reading. I hope you find some comfort and joy in these words and images, for bringing them to you bestows on me both. I say it with no reservations that each and every one of you brings a special gift to me and to the world. May grace find you and find you well.
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One time I farted in an elevator and it didn't stop for 22 floors.
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Too many non-believers up in here.

Y’all need Jesus.
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Posted by Paul Allen
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Too many non-believers up in here.



I learned the path to heaven
Is full of sinners and believers
Learned that happiness on earth
Ain't just for high achievers
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I want these
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Thank you, TulaneLSU. I have read everyone of your post rankings and this one is by far the best. You know what’s important in life and for that, I commend you. Good evening, sir.
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Top 10 Decorations

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Educated at both LSU and Tulane, I took my degree at Delgado.



Posted by biglego
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He contributes more to this board than you
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My dear friend, Cosmo the American trained physician, has exquisite taste in Christmas dinnerware.


He is an exceptional friend.



But I wouldn’t let Cosmo diagnose my overweight neighbors pilonidal cyst
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