Started By
Message

TulaneLSU's 2020 Front Day Top 10 hot chocolates

Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:04 pm
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:04 pm
Dear Friends,

I write to you on Front Day Eve. What an exciting night that approaches the excitement of Christmas Eve. We were ever so close to having an early Front Day this year, but close does not cut it. This year, more than any other year, proves that we should all listen to Mother when it comes to weather. She always said, “Front Day is one of our most special days. It is a sign that God again is with us, not that God ever left us. It is a sign that the city has prevailed through another tropical season. Advent is near and hurricanes are in our rear. Let us rejoice and drink hot chocolate!” I could not say it better.

As you well know, the definition of Front Day is the first Saturday in New Orleans after a long and hot summer. The weather must be sunny. The high should be in the 70s and a low must be 60 or lower. The dew point will be in the 50s or lower. Usually there is a wind with a northern component. On some Front Days, it feels like it is the first time in months you can go outside and suck in a full breath of fresh and clean air. Although I predicted an early Front Day this year, for the fifth time in six years, Front Day is quite late again. I am grateful it did not wait until November. And it is Halloween! Front Day, since its inception three decades ago, has never fallen on Halloween. Nor has it ever followed a hurricane passing over our city. Thank you, God, that our city was spared from severe damage just two days ago. What a day Front Day will be this year! We, as I hope you, will be celebrating tomorrow with an enormous mug of hot chocolate.

One of my favorite memories of hot chocolate comes not from Front Day but from a trip to NYC, that wonderful city. Mother and I had gone up in late November for some Christmas shopping. She loved that film Serendipity, so had it in her mind to try the dessert restaurant bearing the same name. It was a chilly evening by the time we had finished shopping that day. A few flurries were floating effortlessly in the still and magical late autumnal air. When our eyes scanned the menu, I think we both came to the house speciality, frozen hot chocolate, at the same time. We both, eyes as bright as a thousand suns, looked at each other. We did not have to say another word. I signaled the waitress, and with the same effortlessness of Zach Morris I said, “We will have the frozen chocolate. One cup, two straws.” It was delicious.



We probably all can share similar stories about life-changing cups of hot chocolate. You might remember exactly where you had your first hot chocolate. I have heard some friends say their first hot chocolate was in Tiger Stadium or in their church just before going out for Christmas caroling. Or perhaps your first cup was, like mine, served by the loving hands of your mother at home on a cold evening by the hearth.

Hot chocolate comes in many forms, but most often in the powdered cocoa form. A few years ago, all the rage in the hot cocoa world was hot chocolate on a stick. Usually made of cubes of ouverture chocolate, these chunks were submerged in hot liquid in which they melted. I never enjoyed this style of hot chocolate, although I received several packages of them from Neiman Marcus and Saks.

Marshmallows are hotly debated by chocolate dilettantes. I prefer the tiny cubes of mallows to large ones. And I put more than many think is prudent, allowing layers of the mallows to melt before drinking, giving the chocolate a creamy texture. Abecedarians to hot chocolate often prefer the marshmallow puff. When a visitor asks for the fake marshmallow, I will try to coax them to the real deal, but they often insist on the plastic-like foam.



If anyone tells you his hot chocolate should be served over 170 degrees, question everything he says. Such ludicrous opinions are no different from gun enthusiasts arguing that Jesus wants us to be armed to the tooth. Absurdity should always be rejected, except in matters of dialectic reasoning. I believe hot chocolate should be served between 155 and 160 degrees Fahrenheit. My tongue, and those of all the guests I have ever entertained, have not burned while drinking hot chocolate at that temperature. If you are hosting a hot chocolate party, or just serving it as part of an evening night cap, measure your temperature before serving. How horrible it would be if a guest had a burned tongue because of your carelessness and could taste not the rest of his drink after a few sips.

I prefer to drink from my Lenox Santa mug because it makes me feel like one of Santa’s loyal elves in the North Pole. I snagged a few at 75% off during the 2014 Dillard’s New Year’s Sale. They have been one of my best post-Christmas sale purchases. Whatever your mug of choice, the material should protect your hands while giving your companions some cheer or warmth of heart. Santa mugs, thus, are my choice.

Friends, let us get to the list, TulaneLSU’s Top 10 hot chocolates:

10. Land O Lakes mint chocolate



9. Starbucks peppermint



8. Hershey’s



7. Silly Cow sea salt and caramel



6. Jacques Torres



5. Ghirardelli double chocolate



4. Saxon Traditional Belgian drinking chocolate



3. Scharffen Berger



2. Williams-Sonoma hot chocolate



1. Mother’s secret homemade hot chocolate

A secret kept so closely not even I know how she does it. It is the best hot chocolate you will ever taste.



May each of you have a beautiful and blessed Front Day, October 31, 2020!

Faith, Hope, and Love,
TulaneLSU
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75218 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

TulaneLSU


Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66443 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:07 pm to
Maybe your mother will send me some hot chocolate this year?
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31957 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:07 pm to
Only hot chocolate ill ever buy. Wife introduced me 2 years ago and it cant be beat...

Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89965 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

Paul Allen


TL
Hot choc with some dark rum
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:12 pm to
Friend,


I wish you the chocolatiest chocolate in this coming winter season. I hope joy finds you, and you it. This has been a rough year. Hopefully it finishes in higher spirits.

Warmest Wishes,
A Scoundrel
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36074 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:13 pm to
You have way too much time on your hands.
Posted by Will Munny
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
3077 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:15 pm to




Posted by A Pacing Goose
Member since Sep 2017
24 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:16 pm to
Friend,

Did your recent trip to the northwest influence your decision to rank Starbucks #9? Personally I think Starbucks is overrated.

With thoughtfulness,
A Pacing Goose
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5178 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:31 pm to
Friend,

Congrats on a successful front day. May the Lord bless your Christmas season

Yours,
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/30/20 at 11:34 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108745 posts
Posted on 10/31/20 at 12:34 am to
quote:

Mother’s secret homemade hot chocolate


Titty milk and pussy juice
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45585 posts
Posted on 10/31/20 at 12:44 am to
Friend,

1 part


Mixed with 2 parts


My family will be partaking in this delicious mix at our JML Family Front Day celebration November 1st because on Halloween we will indulge in chili dogs & Miller Lites

Sincerely,

LSUJML

Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15812 posts
Posted on 10/31/20 at 1:16 am to
Weird
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27419 posts
Posted on 10/31/20 at 1:18 am to
quote:

Titty milk and pussy juice




Coupled with the lecherous excretions dropped into mother by the urbanites.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8391 posts
Posted on 10/31/20 at 1:24 am to
quote:

Only hot chocolate ill ever buy. Wife introduced me 2 years ago and it cant be beat...

. The best.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 10/31/20 at 1:32 am to
quote:

trussthetruzz



What this is is pearls before swine. You are a philistine. An unwashed plebeian.

And look, I am not some nose-upturned academic looking down from an ivory tower. I’m blue collar, done my share of manual labor.

But if you can’t appreciate TulaneLSU’s prolific contributions to this den of iniquity, his mostly futile attempts to bring some culture to this place of fools and foils, I don’t fault you. I pity you.

Instead of throwing verbal tomatoes at him, maybe just ignore it. You just look like a mouth breather with your weak attacks.
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 10/31/20 at 1:37 am to
Look, i know your trying to turn my upvotes into downvotes for yourself, but the dopamine hit from getting so many downvotes for yourself isn’t worth it. Just give it up, dude.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 10/31/20 at 1:38 am to
quote:

TulaneLSU

I am that I am.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 10/31/20 at 1:41 am to

It’s pretty obvious you are some low IQ douchenozzle.

Go smoke some spice.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram