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Truck I Saw On I-12 Today (You Can't Get Funeral w/o F-U-N)

Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:03 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:03 am
A casket maker claiming to be #1 in Customer Service?





And I might just care to be put up the smokestack.

You're not the boss of me now!
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:07 am to
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A casket maker claiming to be #1 in Customer Service?



Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:12 am to
Sharper than you, evidently, if you don't see the irony.

Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:14 am to
The dead person isn't the customer. Try again.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:16 am to
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The dead person isn't the customer. Try again.
I've already paid for my funeral, so wrong.
Posted by hobotiger
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:16 am to
But you buy the casket from the funeral home not the manufacturer
Posted by junkfunky
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:16 am to
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I've already paid for my funeral, so wrong.



You're already dead?
Posted by ForeverLSU02
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:17 am to
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:17 am to
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I've already paid for my funeral, so wrong.


And have you been a happy customer? Recommended your service provider to anyone else? Try again.
Posted by djangochained
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:18 am to
Great post
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:18 am to
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You're already dead?

Do you have collision insurance? Or do you wait until you get into a wreck and then figure it out?



Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:19 am to
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Great post
What is something no one ever told you?

Posted by djangochained
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:22 am to
Awesome joke!
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:22 am to
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And have you been a happy customer?
The "pre-need" thing went OK, but that's not a funeral service.
quote:

Recommended your service provider to anyone else?
They haven't actually provided funeral services so I couldn't honestly critique them.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:24 am to
Well maybe if you'd have deal with people that are #1 in customer service, you'd feel differently.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:26 am to
How satisfied with your insurance coverage for acts of terrorism are you?
Posted by shel311
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:28 am to
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I've already paid for my funeral, so wrong.
How was the customer service?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:35 am to
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How satisfied with your insurance coverage for acts of terrorism are you?



When I post a picture of their competitor's marketing slogan and try to be funny, I'll let you know.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:54 am to
You don't get irony, I get that, you've made your complexity level clear.
Posted by djangochained
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Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:58 am to
this thread sounded better in your head huh
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