Trolling the SO

My gf read me a story last night from reddit about being colorblind where this guy told his then girlfriend that he was colorblind, and that he was not able to see the color of stoplights. He told her the only time he knew what to do was if there was a car in front of him. His request was that she call out the color of stoplights every time they came to one so he'd know what to do. She obliged, and they eventually got married.

Her solution was to drive most of the time, and he stuck to his story for another 10 years. Once she told the reddit people about that, they enlightened her that the top light was red, middle yellow, and bottom green, and that he had been fricking with her the whole time.


My best one was when I first met my current gf. She had no idea how my truck would be started before I got in it, and I told her about this special remote starter I had that worked like a clapper. Her response was, "Well, what happens if you're at a parade or something and lots of people are clapping?". I just said that it was a special sequence of claps that only I could set.

After maybe 6 months of me clapping every time I hit the remote start button, and her trying to figure out the special sequence, I finally looked directly at her with a shite-eating grin, and hit the button on the clicker. She felt like a complete idiot because she told everyone about this special thing I had on my truck that no one else had. It worked out well for me, because I was tired of clapping every time I wanted to go somewhere.


Yall got any other good ones?