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Toyota patents digital whoopie cushion that sprays tear gas at thieves

Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:46 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71178 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:46 pm


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Toyota has patented an anti-theft deterrent that involves spraying a potential hijacker with tear gas if the vehicle is stolen.

The actual patent is titled “Vehicle Fragrance Dispenser,” and is designed with three functions in mind: an actual fragrance to “improve the mood of occupants”; a deodorizer that will remove odors; and the final and most uncharacteristic of Toyota, a tear gas dispenser that will activate in case “an illegitimate engine start has been detected by an immobilizer of the vehicle.”


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If you’re not a registered driver but sit in the driver’s seat, well, you get gassed—sort of like a whoopie cushion, except instead of being embarrassed, you are blinded.





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Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88325 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:47 pm to
Their legal counsel will shut this down before it ever becomes a thing
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:48 pm to
I feel for valet drivers
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:49 pm to
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sort of like a whoopie cushion, except instead of being embarrassed, you are blinded. 


These two things are exactly alike
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197881 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:49 pm to
how does it detect skin pigmentation ?
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63722 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:51 pm to
This is amazing
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:51 pm to
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how does it detect skin pigmentation ?
it'll just detect the odor of salsa coming from you
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197881 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:52 pm to
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it'll just detect the odor of salsa coming from you

im just detailing your ride homie
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71178 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 8:54 pm to
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I feel for valet drivers





I could just imagine someone showing up to a nice restaurant and hand the their vehicle off to the valet driver, only to get blinded and crash the vehicle.
Posted by 9001
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:01 pm to
Recall lawsuits incoming.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15302 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:02 pm to
Violation of criminal's civil rights.
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