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Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:18 pm to CENLALSUFAN
Asian kid on my high school football team. Called him "Chop Suey" or "Hoch" short for Ho Chi Minh. Everyone called him that, coaches, etc.
Thing was, he was just about the only non-Vietnamese Asian at our school. He was Korean.
We also had a Hugh Nguyen on our team. So we'd say, "If I lose, Hugh Nguyen!" What a lame joke.
Thing was, he was just about the only non-Vietnamese Asian at our school. He was Korean.
We also had a Hugh Nguyen on our team. So we'd say, "If I lose, Hugh Nguyen!" What a lame joke.
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:18 pm to CENLALSUFAN
shite Smuggler. Someone took a dump in his school bag so we called him that.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:26 pm to CENLALSUFAN
Had a girl named Gargamel mainly because still to this day, she looks exactly like:
Had a guy named Stutter Nuts. Although he stuttered, it wasn't that bad and I have no idea where the "Nuts" part came from. But it flows right off the tongue.
Also had another guy named Stinky. However, friends from his childhood called him Lil' Dirty. Funny part is, he was not stinky, nor was he little and dirty.
My buddy called another kid in his art class Horny Bear. He called him that because my buddy figured he was really horny and he was as big as a bear. My bud actually painted a very large mural in that class with a bank in the background with the name "H. Bears" on it.
Had a guy named Stutter Nuts. Although he stuttered, it wasn't that bad and I have no idea where the "Nuts" part came from. But it flows right off the tongue.
Also had another guy named Stinky. However, friends from his childhood called him Lil' Dirty. Funny part is, he was not stinky, nor was he little and dirty.
My buddy called another kid in his art class Horny Bear. He called him that because my buddy figured he was really horny and he was as big as a bear. My bud actually painted a very large mural in that class with a bank in the background with the name "H. Bears" on it.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:37 pm to DelU249
To anyone that grew up in the River Parishes, especially the Lutcher area, you'll know this.....but EVERYONE has a nickname.
There are dudes I can remember and I swear, I do not know/never did know their real name.
Most of them were not fricked up names though.
The bad one's I heard were:
The Vanilla Gorilla - big albino looking ugly chick
Semi - dude said he was "semi" hard at all times
Uno - dude had one nut
Eagle - dude w/one eye
There are dudes I can remember and I swear, I do not know/never did know their real name.
Most of them were not fricked up names though.
The bad one's I heard were:
The Vanilla Gorilla - big albino looking ugly chick
Semi - dude said he was "semi" hard at all times
Uno - dude had one nut
Eagle - dude w/one eye
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:09 pm to TigerTreyjpg
Lizzer-dilla, (half lizard half armadillo) dude with severe psoriasis.
King Kong Bundy (huge/tall fat chick)
Shitsmell
Gravel Teeth
Digger
Kojak (had no pubes... yes, before dudes shaved their junk)
King Kong Bundy (huge/tall fat chick)
Shitsmell
Gravel Teeth
Digger
Kojak (had no pubes... yes, before dudes shaved their junk)
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:10 pm to DelU249
we called a guy on the swim team "Sperm"
Why? Because he was small, flailed around a lot in the water and didn't make much forward progress.
Why? Because he was small, flailed around a lot in the water and didn't make much forward progress.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:14 pm to DelU249
Scruffy knows someone nicknamed Slough Turd. Slough for short.
And that is pronounced "slew".
He is completely cool with it.
And that is pronounced "slew".
He is completely cool with it.
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:17 pm to molsusports
quote:
we called a guy on the swim team "Sperm"
Why? Because he was small, flailed around a lot in the water and didn't make much forward progress.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:19 pm to DelU249
"shite-eye". Kid with a big birth mark around his eye.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:19 pm to DelU249
We called a fat girl "Minivan". Because she was as big as one.
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:53 pm to The Boat
there was a dude whose last name was little, so he got called dinky after dinky little, from the book our 3rd grade teacher read us.
the fat girl at our school was named mandy
so she got called mandyville
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:56 pm to DelU249
Richard Hair
ETA: You have to be retarded to misunderstand the topic of the thread, but I did it.
ETA: You have to be retarded to misunderstand the topic of the thread, but I did it.
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:56 pm to Phil A Sheo
quote:
Had this girl in Jr High that caught the nickname Fingerhutt....B/c she got caught playing with herself in the Bathroom
Was this girl from around Iowa,LA.?
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:57 pm to Darth_Vader
I knew this chick that swam competitively.
She said she had a dude on her swim team called "Shark", because his nose was so big, he looked like a shark when he did backstroke.
So, the Shark was begging this chick I knew to let him give her some oral.
She told him "hell no, you might take my virginity in the process".
She said she had a dude on her swim team called "Shark", because his nose was so big, he looked like a shark when he did backstroke.
So, the Shark was begging this chick I knew to let him give her some oral.
She told him "hell no, you might take my virginity in the process".
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:58 pm to DelU249
Pickles. Some guys watched this young lady pleasure herself with a cucumber.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 5:20 pm to Grouper Picatta
Horse head....had a full grown lumberjack style jr year
Posted on 1/16/14 at 5:31 pm to DelU249
Tiger Paw (facial birthmark)
Defain (drunk)
Terminator (short)
I could go on and on.
Defain (drunk)
Terminator (short)
I could go on and on.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 5:40 pm to DelU249
Meat Beatin' Bandit
The kid got caught fapping in the library to pictures of girls in bikinis on the school computer.
The kid got caught fapping in the library to pictures of girls in bikinis on the school computer.
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:08 pm to PGT Beauregard
One Nut (guy reportedly had one testicle)
Grosbeak (skinny girl with a big nose)
Stud (skinny guy, talked about beating off a lot. Last I heard he got in trouble at La Tech for having a bunch of empty beer cans in his dorm room)
I'm coming up blank, which is funny because the class a year ahead of mine was full of mutants. Guys who did nothing but talk about jacking off or shitting, a dude who was walking around campus and had a turd fall out of his pants leg (his girlfriend reportedly gave herself an abortion by drinking Pepto-bismol)
Grosbeak (skinny girl with a big nose)
Stud (skinny guy, talked about beating off a lot. Last I heard he got in trouble at La Tech for having a bunch of empty beer cans in his dorm room)
I'm coming up blank, which is funny because the class a year ahead of mine was full of mutants. Guys who did nothing but talk about jacking off or shitting, a dude who was walking around campus and had a turd fall out of his pants leg (his girlfriend reportedly gave herself an abortion by drinking Pepto-bismol)
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