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Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

this one chick was called hoover "i think she was proud of it though"



Was this at Georgetown?? If not there was one there also.. She too was proud..
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39617 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:18 pm to
Asian kid on my high school football team. Called him "Chop Suey" or "Hoch" short for Ho Chi Minh. Everyone called him that, coaches, etc.

Thing was, he was just about the only non-Vietnamese Asian at our school. He was Korean.

We also had a Hugh Nguyen on our team. So we'd say, "If I lose, Hugh Nguyen!" What a lame joke.
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 3:19 pm
Posted by Sinister1
Metairie
Member since Dec 2007
1872 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:18 pm to
shite Smuggler. Someone took a dump in his school bag so we called him that.

Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8806 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:26 pm to
Had a girl named Gargamel mainly because still to this day, she looks exactly like:



Had a guy named Stutter Nuts. Although he stuttered, it wasn't that bad and I have no idea where the "Nuts" part came from. But it flows right off the tongue.

Also had another guy named Stinky. However, friends from his childhood called him Lil' Dirty. Funny part is, he was not stinky, nor was he little and dirty.

My buddy called another kid in his art class Horny Bear. He called him that because my buddy figured he was really horny and he was as big as a bear. My bud actually painted a very large mural in that class with a bank in the background with the name "H. Bears" on it.


Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 3:37 pm to
To anyone that grew up in the River Parishes, especially the Lutcher area, you'll know this.....but EVERYONE has a nickname.

There are dudes I can remember and I swear, I do not know/never did know their real name.

Most of them were not fricked up names though.

The bad one's I heard were:

The Vanilla Gorilla - big albino looking ugly chick

Semi - dude said he was "semi" hard at all times

Uno - dude had one nut

Eagle - dude w/one eye

Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
2992 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:09 pm to
Lizzer-dilla, (half lizard half armadillo) dude with severe psoriasis.

King Kong Bundy (huge/tall fat chick)
Shitsmell
Gravel Teeth
Digger
Kojak (had no pubes... yes, before dudes shaved their junk)
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36146 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:10 pm to
we called a guy on the swim team "Sperm"

Why? Because he was small, flailed around a lot in the water and didn't make much forward progress.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72216 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:14 pm to
Scruffy knows someone nicknamed Slough Turd. Slough for short.

And that is pronounced "slew".

He is completely cool with it.
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64839 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

we called a guy on the swim team "Sperm"

Why? Because he was small, flailed around a lot in the water and didn't make much forward progress.



Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35528 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:19 pm to
"shite-eye". Kid with a big birth mark around his eye.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164354 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:19 pm to
We called a fat girl "Minivan". Because she was as big as one.
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 4:20 pm
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38133 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:53 pm to

there was a dude whose last name was little, so he got called dinky after dinky little, from the book our 3rd grade teacher read us.

the fat girl at our school was named mandy
so she got called mandyville

Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:56 pm to
Richard Hair

ETA: You have to be retarded to misunderstand the topic of the thread, but I did it.
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 4:58 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Had this girl in Jr High that caught the nickname Fingerhutt....B/c she got caught playing with herself in the Bathroom


Was this girl from around Iowa,LA.?
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:57 pm to
I knew this chick that swam competitively.

She said she had a dude on her swim team called "Shark", because his nose was so big, he looked like a shark when he did backstroke.

So, the Shark was begging this chick I knew to let him give her some oral.

She told him "hell no, you might take my virginity in the process".
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 4:58 pm to
Pickles. Some guys watched this young lady pleasure herself with a cucumber.
Posted by nevilletiger79
Monroe
Member since Jan 2009
17570 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 5:20 pm to
Horse head....had a full grown lumberjack style jr year
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
6630 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 5:31 pm to
Tiger Paw (facial birthmark)

Defain (drunk)

Terminator (short)

I could go on and on.
Posted by PGT Beauregard
Dead Presidents
Member since Dec 2013
1006 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 5:40 pm to
Meat Beatin' Bandit

The kid got caught fapping in the library to pictures of girls in bikinis on the school computer.

This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 5:41 pm
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7354 posts
Posted on 1/16/14 at 6:08 pm to
One Nut (guy reportedly had one testicle)
Grosbeak (skinny girl with a big nose)
Stud (skinny guy, talked about beating off a lot. Last I heard he got in trouble at La Tech for having a bunch of empty beer cans in his dorm room)

I'm coming up blank, which is funny because the class a year ahead of mine was full of mutants. Guys who did nothing but talk about jacking off or shitting, a dude who was walking around campus and had a turd fall out of his pants leg (his girlfriend reportedly gave herself an abortion by drinking Pepto-bismol)
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