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re: Toilet seat up or down debate with a twist

Posted on 8/5/15 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50967 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 4:49 pm to
I've never lived with a bunch of dudes.

As a married man with two daughters, I always put the lid and the seat down when I complete my business.

If I have to lift the seat every time I piss, then they have to lift the lid every time they do.

Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18237 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:29 pm to
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I shite more than I piss
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18237 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:31 pm to
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I'm only 50/50 on putting the seat up to take a leak
Trashier than fricking your grandma
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18237 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:33 pm to
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i don't have a problem pissing in the toilet when it's down.


unless you're a woman you're a trashy POS
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3433 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:38 pm to
Best to leave it down. That's how Clyde's mother died.

Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:07 pm to
I always piss with the seat down and give a once over with some tp before I flush. Much easier than raising and lowering that shite every time. Leaving a toilet seat up full time is trashier than getting a few drops on the seat when I piss.
Posted by cheesesteak501
The South
Member since Mar 2014
3152 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

unless you're a woman you're a trashy POS


HEY FRICK YOU MAN
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:50 pm to
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It's actually got two toilets, and both are in the same hallway ~10 feet from each other, but this princess refuses to use the other one because it's a lavatory/toilet deal instead of the full bathroom, even when he's not using the shower.


So he's got options but chooses to be a bitch? Yea frick him.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

I shite more than I piss so I just leave mine down anyway



That can't be healthy
Posted by ATL-TIGER-732
ATL
Member since Jun 2013
2291 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:13 pm to
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just as long as it's not left down and peed on.


My ex-wife insisted on leaving the toilet seat down in a household with 3 males and 2 females.

I asked if she understood what she was asking for. She demanded to have her way.

So, I left the toilet seat down. As did her two sons.

She never caught on to the fact that we stood and peed thru the toilet seat. But she was really happy that she got her way!

Be careful what you ask for. You may get it.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:15 pm to
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I shite more than I piss


You need to see a doctor
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21538 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:16 pm to
Thomas Dewey's stepson drowned in a toilet because some a-hole left the seat up.
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