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Today we remember Peter Fruechen, the manliest man of all mankind

Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:22 am
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25065 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:22 am



This Bud’s for you Pete, you beautiful poopscicle wielding bastard.
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
5866 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:24 am to
The original B.A. Barracus.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20010 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:24 am to
Hugh Glass was more of a badass
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23261 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:25 am to
That's one savage looking baw.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10350 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:25 am to
What a turd
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:26 am to
So manly was he that he reached deep into his own rectum for the poopsicle, firmly gripped it until it hardened and then shaped it into a chisel form using his teeth.
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:27 am to
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38663 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:31 am to
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:32 am to
Yeah but did he eat it on the way back down?
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15943 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:34 am to
I probably would have kept that to myself.

Is he that big or is he standing on a median?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92219 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:39 am to
quote:

This Bud’s for you Pete, you beautiful poopscicle wielding bastard.

bish is all like, I'm doin' him
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37512 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:41 am to
He was so manly sharks have a week devoted solely to him. His piss could dissolve metal. He was so manly that the Eskimo men wanted to sleep with him after their wives did.
Polar Bears still revere him
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:44 am to
Ultimate MacGyver move
This post was edited on 8/17/18 at 10:52 am
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7843 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:54 am to
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Freuchen's first wife, Mekupaluk, who took the name Navarana, accompanied him on several expeditions. When she died he wanted her buried in the old church graveyard in Upernavik. The church refused to perform the burial, because Navarana was not baptized, so Freuchen buried her himself.


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During World War II, Freuchen was actively involved with the Danish resistance movement against the occupation by Nazi Germany, despite having lost a leg to frostbite in 1926.[15] He openly claimed to be Jewish whenever he witnessed anti-semitism.[16][17] Freuchen was imprisoned by the Germans, and was sentenced to death, but he managed to escape and flee to Sweden.


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In 1956, he won $64,000 on The $64,000 Question,


Yep, pretty badass.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:57 am to
It would appear that the poopsicle was one of his lesser accomplishments.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20378 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:57 am to
That’s Dan Haggerty.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 11:26 am to
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During an expedition to the Antarctic, Russian surgeon Leonid Rogozov became seriously ill. He needed an operation - and as the only doctor on the team, he realised he would have to do it himself.

But by the end of April, Rogozov's life was in danger and he had no hope of outside help. The journey from Russia to the Antarctic had taken 36 days by sea, and the ship wouldn't be back for another year. Flying was impossible because of the snow and blizzards.

Rogozov made his decision - he would perform an auto-appendectomy rather than die not doing anything.

"He was so systematic he even instructed them what to do if he was losing consciousness - how to inject him with adrenalin and perform artificial ventilation," says Vladislav. "I don't think his preparation could have been better."

Rogozov returned to his normal duties just two weeks later.


Leonid Rogozov


Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8022 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 12:31 pm to
You bored my guests to tears with a story that made absolutely no sense. How could a frozen stick of shite leave residue on a cloth glove?
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Rogozov made his decision - he would perform an auto-appendectomy rather than die not doing anything.

"He was so systematic he even instructed them what to do if he was losing consciousness - how to inject him with adrenalin and perform artificial ventilation," says Vladislav. "I don't think his preparation could have been better."

Rogozov returned to his normal duties just two weeks later.


Damn, that guy is an IRL Chuck Norris joke.

"Chuck Norris once performed an appendectomy because there were no doctors around...on himself."
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 8/17/18 at 12:44 pm to
So the guy took a shite, and then once it froze used it to dig as that was the only thing he had? I heard of manlier men walking through the quad.
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