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Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:50 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Getting caught with your aunt's panties after a religious retreat.
By blood or by marriage?
Posted on 3/18/25 at 11:35 am to blueridgeTiger
Went to my grandfather’s camp with my cousin to cut his grass. My cousin shows up in his friend’s jeep, which is loud as hell and has rebel flags all over it. While weedeating near the water, my cousin gets into a nest of yellow jackets and starts to have an allergic reaction. Drop everything, throw him in the jeep, and start hauling arse to the hospital, jeep screaming the entire way. Thought I knew the back road to the hospital, I was wrong. Was a dead end street with a cul-de-sac at the end. Was a beautiful Sunday, all the black families were outside enjoying the day watching these three white teenagers in a rebel flag jeep blare down their street only to have to hit the cul-de-sac and go back how we came. Everyone gave us very uncomfortable stares and we got a couple of “frick yous” thrown at us.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 11:39 am to 777Tiger
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PSA imo, did old girl a favor by making her up her hair and makeup game
I wouldn't know, she deleted us from social media, and I probably jumpstarted her villain arc
Posted on 3/18/25 at 11:40 am to fr33manator
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By blood or by marriage?
That should be a question for blueridgeTiger.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 11:58 am to facher08
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Wore a members only jacket that my uncle just gave me to a middle school / early high school party. It didn't really fit and I got lots of questions. This was around 2000. That fashion wasn't in in general anymore much less for awkward 13 year olds.
they were jealous
Posted on 3/18/25 at 11:59 am to Funky Tide 8
My uncle drove to where we were staying at a hotel in his town. I could tell as he drove thru the parking lot that he couldn't see me, so I waved my arms to get his attention.
Still didn't see me, so I began pointing at his car and yelling, "UNCLE TOM! UNCLE TOM!" just as two Black guys walked between me and my uncle's car. Uncle still didn't see me, so I kept yelling, "UNCLE TOM!" and pointing right in the direction of his car and those guys.
They turned to walk toward me very angry until Uncle Tom drove up.
I pointed to him, said "That's my Uncle Tom" and the 2 guys laughed and walked off. Whew.
Still didn't see me, so I began pointing at his car and yelling, "UNCLE TOM! UNCLE TOM!" just as two Black guys walked between me and my uncle's car. Uncle still didn't see me, so I kept yelling, "UNCLE TOM!" and pointing right in the direction of his car and those guys.
They turned to walk toward me very angry until Uncle Tom drove up.
I pointed to him, said "That's my Uncle Tom" and the 2 guys laughed and walked off. Whew.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:00 pm to blueridgeTiger
Story is better told, but I'll type.
Setting is Christmas cocktail party at the in-laws' house, in the kitchen making small talk with a few couples.
One gentleman (city level elected official) asks me what I do for a living.
I told him I was an Air Force pilot.
We talk planes and stuff for a few minutes and he brings up his uncle who flew bombers in the war, tells of few of his uncle’s exploits.
The conversation naturally tappers, and I hear him say, “We’re so proud of him.”
I said, “you should be,” and me and the wife (nudes on reddit) mingle into the dining room.
Well, later that evening we get into the car and my wife bursts into laughter. She takes a few moments to calm down and she finally was able to tell me what happened.
The gentleman said “We’re so proud of YOU,” and I basically gave the cockiest comeback possible.
Years later, we used his wife as our realtor, and told her the story. She laughed and told him too.
Setting is Christmas cocktail party at the in-laws' house, in the kitchen making small talk with a few couples.
One gentleman (city level elected official) asks me what I do for a living.
I told him I was an Air Force pilot.
We talk planes and stuff for a few minutes and he brings up his uncle who flew bombers in the war, tells of few of his uncle’s exploits.
The conversation naturally tappers, and I hear him say, “We’re so proud of him.”
I said, “you should be,” and me and the wife (nudes on reddit) mingle into the dining room.
Well, later that evening we get into the car and my wife bursts into laughter. She takes a few moments to calm down and she finally was able to tell me what happened.
The gentleman said “We’re so proud of YOU,” and I basically gave the cockiest comeback possible.
Years later, we used his wife as our realtor, and told her the story. She laughed and told him too.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:01 pm to slacker130
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The gentleman said “We’re so proud of YOU,” and I basically gave the cockiest comeback possible.
your response was 100% the correct response in that scenario
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:02 pm to slacker130
Are you actually an Air Force Pilot?
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:08 pm to 777Tiger
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your response was 100% the correct response in that scenario
In hindsight, hell yeah.
It gets thrown around in the fam a bunch now.
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:09 pm to fr33manator
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Are you actually an Air Force Pilot?
yep
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:11 pm to slacker130
I mean...ngl...kind of cool. You inadvertently dropped nuts on the party.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:13 pm to slacker130
Gonna need HRV to do some digging to confirm.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:14 pm to blueridgeTiger
This didn't happen to me, but it did happen to a buddy and I was there.
Our corporation was based in Tuscaloosa, and the president and three of us VPs, all with our wives went to a company picnic at our Melvin, Alabama facility. Returning to Tuscaloosa we stopped at the dog tract and all eight went in together. My Buddy's wife was real religious - he not so much. As we entered, a very attractive Black hooker approached us, hugged my buddy, and said, "Joe Smith (not his real name), where have you been keeping yourself? I thought you had forgotten all about me!"
We could not believe what we were seeing.
The hooker laughed, backed away, and took my buddy's sticky name tag off his shirt. She blew him a kiss as she walked off.
His wife remained suspicious.
Our corporation was based in Tuscaloosa, and the president and three of us VPs, all with our wives went to a company picnic at our Melvin, Alabama facility. Returning to Tuscaloosa we stopped at the dog tract and all eight went in together. My Buddy's wife was real religious - he not so much. As we entered, a very attractive Black hooker approached us, hugged my buddy, and said, "Joe Smith (not his real name), where have you been keeping yourself? I thought you had forgotten all about me!"
We could not believe what we were seeing.
The hooker laughed, backed away, and took my buddy's sticky name tag off his shirt. She blew him a kiss as she walked off.
His wife remained suspicious.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:21 pm to HogPharmer
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Gonna need HRV to do some digging to confirm.
Say what?
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:26 pm to blueridgeTiger
One of many…
Probably 25 years ago I was beginning my insurance career after I transitioned out of journalism as a newspaper reporter. I worked with a church friend in a Nationwide agency for a while. My focus was life insurance but we had to do it all, so I went out beating the bushes for homeowners customers. One of our strategies was to buy lunch/breakfast for real estate agencies and get them to refer us to new home buyers or at least put us on the list.
I brought a couple sacks of biscuits to a Remax office one morning and did my spiel for 15-20 realtors. I didn’t recognize her, but in the group was a woman who tried to get me to list my house with her a few years earlier. I decided to try FSBO - do not recommend in most cases - but eventually hired another agent, who helped me sell it.
At the end of my speech, she raised her hand and said “Didn’t you try to sell your house FSBO a few years ago but failed after I told you it wouldn’t work, then you hired another agent?”
Red does not describe the color of my face. I was young and didn’t have much of a comeback. I slunk out pretty much tail between legs.
Probably 25 years ago I was beginning my insurance career after I transitioned out of journalism as a newspaper reporter. I worked with a church friend in a Nationwide agency for a while. My focus was life insurance but we had to do it all, so I went out beating the bushes for homeowners customers. One of our strategies was to buy lunch/breakfast for real estate agencies and get them to refer us to new home buyers or at least put us on the list.
I brought a couple sacks of biscuits to a Remax office one morning and did my spiel for 15-20 realtors. I didn’t recognize her, but in the group was a woman who tried to get me to list my house with her a few years earlier. I decided to try FSBO - do not recommend in most cases - but eventually hired another agent, who helped me sell it.
At the end of my speech, she raised her hand and said “Didn’t you try to sell your house FSBO a few years ago but failed after I told you it wouldn’t work, then you hired another agent?”
Red does not describe the color of my face. I was young and didn’t have much of a comeback. I slunk out pretty much tail between legs.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:30 pm to blueridgeTiger
Worked at Home Depot in high school, back around 1990. I had gone to a Friday night party and still to this day not sure how, lost my underwear. Next morning had to be at HD at 7. I’m on a ladder getting something for a group of women and hear “oh my God!!”
I didn’t grasp what happened just handed them the item and told them thank you and couldn’t understand why they looked horrified. Realized a few minutes later I had a massive hole in jeans in crotch area. Bad thing was my legs were kinda spread trying to get to item, gave them a good (well bad) show. Also had to tell my manager I need to quickly run home.
Eta: Yes I was a stinky teenager that day. Woke up at party and went straight to work
I didn’t grasp what happened just handed them the item and told them thank you and couldn’t understand why they looked horrified. Realized a few minutes later I had a massive hole in jeans in crotch area. Bad thing was my legs were kinda spread trying to get to item, gave them a good (well bad) show. Also had to tell my manager I need to quickly run home.
Eta: Yes I was a stinky teenager that day. Woke up at party and went straight to work
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:41 pm to blueridgeTiger
This is not my story but I heard it from my female friend who used to talk pretty openly about her escapades. One night she is going on a date with this guy. Apparently things progressed well, and they end up back the guy’s house. They get down to business and she starts giving the guy a bj, and he starts crying. Not like teary eyed, like sobbing crying. The guy says he can’t do this and offers no other explanation. He then leaves her, someone he had just met, alone in his house for 4 HOURS! This was before the era of Uber, so she didn’t really have any way to leave, and it was also late at night so I guess she was embarrassed to call somebody. Finally the guy comes back, clearly still very shaken up. Apparently, she was the first girl he had been with since a breakup, and I guess when she starting blowing him it was just too much. So he goes to the ex girlfriend’s house to do God knows what. I would imagine either he was trying to get back together or they hooked up but crying during a bj and then leaving a random girl alone in your house like that is wild 
Posted on 3/18/25 at 12:48 pm to red sox fan 13
Almost getting busted for banging my soon to be wife’s cousin on a stairway across from the bar where we met. She was a freak… got done just in time. Walked down to bottom of stairs just as the cops were walking up saying someone called in a ruckus near the apts we were at. Good times.
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