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Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:04 pm to MWP
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
I also hear he once divided by 0
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:08 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
Aint nobody putting Chuck Norris in their death pool for fear of the grim reaper taking them instead.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:34 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
Chuck does it right! Someone post a pick of his hot wife. 
I'd see her on the Total Gym commercials at 4 AM and after a few minutes of me concentrating I didn't need a gym anymore.
I'd see her on the Total Gym commercials at 4 AM and after a few minutes of me concentrating I didn't need a gym anymore.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:39 pm to stinkdawg
Chuck Norris never had to pull up and wait at Popeyes.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:54 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
Posted on 3/10/20 at 1:37 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
Chuck Norris kicked a horse once. Its descendants are known as giraffes.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 2:46 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
Chuck motherfricking Norris!
Posted on 3/10/20 at 2:52 pm to LSUAlum2001
He ate his entire birthday cake before they could tell him there was a stripper inside.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:17 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
Chuck Norris once ate a Carolina Reaper Chili Pepper, then remarked it tasted as cool as a cucumber. 
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:17 pm to boxcarbarney
Chuck Norris was the first ever contestant on celebrity Wheel of Fortune. He got to spin first. The rest of the show consisted of 29 minutes of awkward silence waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:21 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesn’t get wet... the water gets Chuck Norris
Posted on 3/10/20 at 3:58 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
When Chuck Norris turned 80, age asked him if it was OK
Posted on 3/10/20 at 4:27 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
There is one hand that can beat a royal flush.. Chuck Norris'
Posted on 3/11/20 at 6:32 am to OweO
Chuck Norris can dodge raindrops in a thunderstorm
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