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re: To the guys who are done with the fertility rate: what’s a vasectomy like?
Posted on 4/24/25 at 6:55 am to StringedInstruments
Posted on 4/24/25 at 6:55 am to StringedInstruments
Quick and easy. Smart folks plan it around an event like March madness or the masters or something where a three day weekend would be great for sitting around and watching tv. Get a few bags of frozen peas to cycle in and out to keep the swelling down. If you get it done Thursday afternoon or Friday morning you should be back at work Monday barring any complications. Just take it easy for a few days.
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 7:28 am to StringedInstruments
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I’m planning on getting snipped at the end of May…painful erections for the rest of their lives
Before you get your balls cut off don’t only consider painful erections. What if a scenario occurs where something happens to your wife/girlfriend and you start dating a much younger woman like Bill Belichick. You may end up regretting the decision you make today.
If you do decide to go through with it, I think what they do to bulls is put a rubber band around the top of the ball sack and every day make it a little bit tighter until the blood is cut off and they fall off completely. This would be a much cheaper process.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 7:38 am to StringedInstruments
DO WHAT YOUR DOCTOR SAYS. Don’t be a hero. Lay low and chill out with some ice. Trust me.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 7:39 am to StringedInstruments
They lop your pecker off.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 7:44 am to StringedInstruments
Outside of it feeling like someone was putting their full weighted knee on your nuts during the snip, was much ado about nothing.
Glad I did it little over 5 years ago.
Glad I did it little over 5 years ago.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 7:57 am to StringedInstruments
I was back playing racquetball 3 days later. I am so glad I had it done.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:11 am to baybeefeetz
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DO WHAT YOUR DOCTOR SAYS. Don’t be a hero. Lay low and chill out with some ice. Trust me.
Key. got mine done at 11am on a Friday and was home by noon. Doc said "do not get off of the couch unless you need to go to the bathroom". I did exactly that, and by Saturday night I was moving around the grocery store pretty good.
Wore compression underwear for a week or 2. Went to the gym the following Wednesday.
Congrats on the guilt free gut spraying.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:17 am to Polar Pop
You degenerates make me sick. I can’t believe any “man” does this.
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