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re: To the beach services guys in Destin in front of Sterling Sands Condos....

Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by jac1280
Member since Dec 2007
5380 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Why did you wear a sweater on the beach?


It is a pink towel for a female relative. Not a sweater
Posted by jac1280
Member since Dec 2007
5380 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

did he not get your water glass picked up to your liking? Did you stiff him too?


I specially told the manager to give the kid a $10 bill and then we tipped 18.7% on our bill.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:44 pm to
I remember my first drinking day at the beach.

shite will hit you fast.

Drop some money on them and you'll get the best spot and they'll jump for you.
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
2998 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:45 pm to
Set your own shite up and quit complaining.


ETA: Or come hang out at Miramar beach. I’m in the green clamshell tent blaring Rush in Rio live.
This post was edited on 9/6/20 at 5:48 pm
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:48 pm to
You’re on vacation and this is what you do with your time? I feel sorry for your husband, seriously.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20329 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

Bra, you ought to know by now you gotta tip them the first day.



We go with my fam once a year to Orange Beach/Gulf Shores and my dad goes down to the chair dudes as soon as we get there and hands them $100. The next day we're basically the kings of the beach chairs. I'm sorry you're dumb.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89916 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:53 pm to
BTW all you fools setting up tents and umbrellas in front of the rental chairs can suck it. Move along down the beach past the rentals.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:56 pm to
I used to be a lifeguard. Jobs like this sound like fun to the uninitiated. In reality, working with the public in a resort, vacation, or recreational venue is the 9th circle of hell. I dont blame those guys for doing the bare minimum unless they get tipped.
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
5642 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:56 pm to
Dear, Abby
Dear, Abby
Well, I never thought...
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught.
We were sittin’ in the back seat just shootin’ the breeze,
With her hair up in curlers and
Her pants to her knees.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101404 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:03 pm to
Is this a joke?

If you feel the need to be that excessive maybe go somewhere else. Or hire a butler to fan you with a banana leaf while you’re at it.
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:04 pm to
Also, fun fact, the shade is still going to be in the same place relative to the umbrella. That’s just how the sun works.
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:09 pm to
That speaker is so overkill. God people like you that blast music when I’m trying to have a chill day at the beach are the fricking worst.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6615 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:14 pm to
Buy a condo, ya poor arse.
Posted by Burger55
Petite Anse
Member since Jan 2013
171 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:17 pm to
I like Ike’s!
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20445 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:30 pm to
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

Ike’s


Is an LSU fan btw.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33941 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 6:53 pm to
Kids at my condo know me and know I tip. My beer stays iced and my margaritas are brought to me. Kids just want to make some money
Posted by jac1280
Member since Dec 2007
5380 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

That speaker is so overkill. God people like you that blast music when I’m trying to have a chill day at the beach are the fricking worst.


For your information, we keep it very low just so the people in our group of 6-10 people can hear it. However, my playlist has gotten lots of compliments and I’ve been asked every single time on the beach to turn up the volume.

So with all due respect, frick you.
Posted by Bushwackers
Ridin' shotgun with Reese Bobby!
Member since Dec 2006
3788 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 7:22 pm to
The Herbstreit gif will live on infinity! Yes tip them up front. Only problem I have at silver shells is they pick them at 5pm just when everything is getting good but if tip they’ll let you stay out longer.
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