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re: To the beach services guys in Destin in front of Sterling Sands Condos....

Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97635 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:07 pm to
He’s from Lafayette
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25628 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

So... what did you want them to do?


He has been daydreaming about all the blowjobs the boys from Ikes give him @Orange Beach.
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
17803 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:07 pm to
Man you sound like a pus sy crying about the beach service guys.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:08 pm to
For people wanting a better understanding of "trashy", please see the OP and his responses in this thread
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:09 pm to
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I give em 10 for every day I am there, I introduce myself, and stop and shoot the shite for about 1 minute a day and offer em a cold beer everyday on my way out.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:10 pm to
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frick you beach services guys in Destin in front of Sterling Sands Condos.


I believe there’s some sand in your vagina.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66436 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

However, they said “we don’t move umbrellas. Move the chairs to the shade”


Maybe you should have asked a few more questions up front?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:18 pm to
Here's a thought. Maybe if you don't want to be in the sun, you should stay away from the fricking beach.

Since you went to Destin, I bet this wasn't your first poor life choice, either.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8313 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:21 pm to
Show us where the umbrella guys touched u.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56280 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:22 pm to
I love these people that talk like they tip em 100s of dollars. According to the Rant everyone tips a couple hundred bucks. According to the beach guys when I give em 50 bucks they never get tipped from most people there.
Posted by jac1280
Member since Dec 2007
5380 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:22 pm to




Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
poolside at Cocal (UA since 2010)
Member since Dec 2009
2053 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:23 pm to
Shut up, bitch!
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:23 pm to
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You are in Destin dude, not the French Riviera.....you packed your ham sandwich, your Mich Ultra, your Jason Aldean speaker, your sunscreen caked on, your fruit tray, your beach toys, your wagon, all your other shite and you wanna bitch that you gotta move your chair three feet over the course of a damn day?


Posted by horndog
*edited by ADMIN
Member since Apr 2007
11654 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:28 pm to
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you don’t have the balls to walk over to The Back Porch and say this to my face Bozo!


Stfu, SuperSaint.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:32 pm to
Why did you wear a sweater on the beach?
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86470 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:34 pm to
Please don't tell me you're blasting that speaker like you're at a football tailgate. Nobody around you wants to hear your "beach mix" playlist.
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
5642 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:35 pm to
Dear, Abby
Dear, Abby
You won’t believe this...
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56280 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Posted by jac1280
Member since Dec 2007
5380 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:41 pm to
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you don’t have the balls to walk over to The Back Porch and say this to my face Bozo!


We were there last night for a few drinks. Were you the “special kid” bussing tables?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56280 posts
Posted on 9/6/20 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

. Were you the “special kid” bussing tables?


did he not get your water glass picked up to your liking? Did you stiff him too?
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