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re: To all you youngsters hoping us old folks gonna die...

Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:45 am to
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8798 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:45 am to
...and here I was kinda hoping that Coronavirus was the silver bullet for our social security problems.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:50 am to
You can prob buy all their shite for pennies on dollar when they have to sell it for being unemployed.
F dieing.
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 8:59 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66925 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:06 am to
This is a weirdly morbid thread. Father Time is undefeated whether coronavirus is an accelerator or not.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:17 am to
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Quit acting like your clock punching, Honda Civic driving, broke arse has great wealth.


Probably more than the guy (you) nearing retirement age yet spending all day melting online about millennials because he doesn't have enough to retire.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13447 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:18 am to
The only people saying crap like that are the idiots on Twitter who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag, in reality.


No, I don't know anyone who is hoping for that. Just keep yourselves and your families as safe as you can.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:18 am to
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Honda Civic driving
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Yikes, it’s that bad for the soy boy?

He has a stanced 2005 4-door Civic...but if has clears, a Catback muffler, and a 14" wing on the trunk.

It will carry 4 man buns.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:22 am to
You have a weird fetish for riced out Honda Civic drivers and conflating them with hipsters. Two things that don't describe me.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:24 am to
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You have a weird fetish for riced out Honda Civic drivers and conflating them with hipsters. Two things that don't describe me
You have this weird fetish for trying to come off as this wealthy person of stature.
quote:

One thing that don't describe you.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:26 am to
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He has a stanced 2005 4-door Civic...but if has clears, a Catback muffler, and a 14" wing on the trunk.

It will carry 4 man buns.

Wish i had any idea what any of this means.
But I don’t.

So I’ll just laugh at TH03 with ya .

I can make other jokes but they’ll probably go over most heads here
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65650 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:28 am to
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Father Time is undefeated whether coronavirus is an accelerator or not.
Accepted in full.

And we lose folks of all ages to outlying accidents, congenital conditions, cancers, etc. Statistically this number is a small fraction of our population.

The normal human life span in the US should average well PAST age 80.

Because so many folks make poor lifestyle choices (both by omission & commission), we end up with a lower average death age and plenty of miserable folks for the decade or more before they actually die.

Not to downplay the human aspect of their misery but they are also generally a drain on society (and healthcare specifically) in the final health-compromised portion of their existence.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:28 am to
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Probably more than the guy (you) nearing retirement age yet spending all day melting online about millennials because he doesn't have enough to retire.



Oh quiet bro.
He’s an MD now.
He can sit back and let the lowly VPs and Directors do his shite. (who then pass that down to the Associates and Analysts)
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:30 am to
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I can make other jokes but they’ll probably go over most heads here


Is it where you post a pic of a rotary phone (or other outmoded items) and say it’s an easy way to confuse millennials?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:33 am to
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Is it where you post a pic of a rotary phone (or other outmoded items) and say it’s an easy way to confuse millennials?


Oh no not at all. I’m a millennial.
Mine was more about making fun of people like TH03 and people like him.
Ya know the guys that work at banks back office cities like Charlotte or Nashville and just settle trades all day
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 8:35 am
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:35 am to
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trying to come off as this wealthy person of stature.


You sure you aren't talking about yourself here? You seem to think everyone younger than you is living in their parents' basement and clocking in at McDonald's. Projecting something?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:35 am to


Gotcha
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:36 am to
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Ya know the guys that work at banks back office cities like Charlotte or Nashville and just settle trades all day


I'd jump out a window if I did that.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:43 am to
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I'd jump out a window if I did that.

(Shhhh it probably pays more than most think)
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49263 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:43 am to
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cusoonkpd

Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:44 am to
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Projecting something?

Please quiet.
He’s not projecting shite. I know who he is and what he does. You would make fun of his type you disgusting POS
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:46 am to
I meant more the sitting in one place, rigid 9-5 job. I'm either out making calls or working from home.
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