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Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Winnfield, LA
Member since Jul 2008
22937 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:16 pm to
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I thought it was known that Bert is a big fat person. Yall leave him alone, nothing wrong with an Asian dude jerking him off and copping a feel. Dude needs it.


I'm 100% strait. These dudes looked ten times better than anything you've ever fricked in Pineville tlee

There comes a point when you realize that chicks w/ dicks are just as good or better than chicks
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:17 pm to
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Cockatoo


This didn't tip you off in the least?
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:18 pm to
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I'm 100% strait


quote:

There comes a point when you realize that chicks w/ dicks are just as good or better than chicks



**Percentages of straightness may be approximate
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49935 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:19 pm to
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I'm 100% strait.


You're a narrow passage of water connecting two seas or two large areas of water?
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Winnfield, LA
Member since Jul 2008
22937 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:20 pm to
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I'll go ahead and read the thread now, but if it hasn't been addressed yet, if you were receptive to the idea of ladyboy sex, why didn't you at least let her suck your dick? They say that dudes are naturally better at scarfing peen.


I should've done it. Believe me, if I did I would brag about it. I'll come back after my next trip to thailand and write up a thread on it. I'm definitely going to bang one before I die if I don't puss out again #yolo

And yes I have plenty of money to do this shite
This post was edited on 8/19/14 at 2:21 pm
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:21 pm to
What is the general feeling on tranny porn?

When you think about it, a video with one tranny and one girl is 75% female to 25% male where normal porn you just get 50% - 50%.

And tranny and a guy is 25% so if you are into watching 3 dudes bang one girl it is really the same thing.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69368 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

I'm 100% strait


quote:

There comes a point when you realize that chicks w/ dicks are just as good or better than chicks


So what happens when you're making out with "her" and "she" pops a boner and she pushes your hand down to her dick? What do you do?
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7674 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

I'm 100% strait.


You're a narrow passage of water connecting two seas or two large areas of water?


Or.....

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49935 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

So what happens when you're making out with "her" and "she" pops a boner and she pushes your hand down to her dick? What do you do?


Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48674 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:26 pm to
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There comes a point when you realize that chicks w/ dicks are just as good or better than chicks


God I want one. Let's go back.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:27 pm to
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A Life Changing Experience - My Experience With Thailand Ladyboys quote: My Experience With Thailand Ladyboys You trolling little bitch. Thailand Ladyboy is on my bucket list. Seriously. frick y'all fakers. I want one of them little bitches to butt-bang and then give me a facial. Talk about Best of Both worlds. Hannah Montana ain't got shite on that.


Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69368 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:29 pm to


But really, it's a legit question. He says he's 100% stright on the one hand but he also claims that...

quote:

There comes a point when you realize that chicks w/ dicks are just as good or better than chicks


Well I'm sure that these "chicks w/ dicks" like to get off just like he does. So what is he going to do when his ladyboy is wanting him to reciprocate whatever it is the ladyboy is doing to him? How does a "100% straight" dude in that situation react?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49935 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:29 pm to
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Or.....


A position of difficulty?
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:30 pm to
:Navy enters:

:Navy leaves:
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49935 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

So what is he going to do when his ladyboy is wanting him to reciprocate whatever it is the ladyboy is doing to him? How does a "100% straight" dude in that situation react?


The same way we do when our S/O's want the same thing.......





....roll over and go to sleep.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:32 pm to
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How does a "100% straight" dude in that situation react?

It doesn't matter because, as he mentioned, he's straight and thinks about/hooks up with chicks.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

There comes a point when you realize that chicks w/ dicks are just as good or better than chicks
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:37 pm to
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So what happens when you're making out with "her" and "she" pops a boner and she pushes your hand down to her dick? What do you do?

That gave me a legit hard on.
Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
935 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:38 pm to
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And yes I have plenty of money to do this shite


Bro, you're going to a 3rd world country to bang half male prostitutes. It's not like you're going on the most prestigious vacays.

Maybe if you
Can somehow find a way to save up and extra 60 bucks you can get 3 at a time.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19079 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 2:38 pm to
I know this story is fake but is there a point to this thread besides attention whoring?
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