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re: Tim Tebow No Longer a Virgin!

Posted on 1/21/20 at 5:14 am to
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/21/20 at 5:14 am to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
42011 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 5:21 am to
Over/under on references to the Deity during this epic act?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43482 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:25 am to
I wonder if she taught him about all the tricks in her bag the first night or if she is going to bring him along slowly?

Also, does she now have 4 hyphens in her name?
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
10027 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:38 am to
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I wonder if she taught him about all the tricks in her bag the first night or if she is going to bring him along slowly?


If we are betting, slow or fast, regardless he probably only went half a stroke before nutting.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:42 am to
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oh wow...weddings with 250 people and reading your own prepared vows. How self important can you get



250 people isn’t that big and tons of people read their own vows. People just love to shite on Tebow.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14369 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:00 am to
Gave her the best 3 seconds of his life.
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
59634 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:12 am to
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And no, we did a destination wedding, with about two dozen family and friends. Didn't see the point in anything more

ETA: Oh I actually like Tim Tebow, but writing your own vowels is pretty cringe.



I couldn't imagine caring enough to have an opinion on this.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24248 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:14 am to
Preach
Posted by Dawgwithnoname
NE Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
4278 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:16 am to
Just came to an eye opening conclusion.

People like Tim Tebow are a reason there's a heaven

People like the majority of this board are a reason there's a hell. Lol

This post was edited on 1/21/20 at 7:17 am
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:24 am to
“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry the saints, the sinners are much more fun.”
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 8:00 am to
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Good god what is that gif!?


Scary Movie
Posted by blackinthesaddle
Alabama
Member since Jan 2013
1732 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 3:03 pm to
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eisman trophy winner, national champion twice, stud star QB, one of the most famous servants of Our Lord. Takes some incredible missionary trips. Stud weight lifter and good looking dude, no homo. Got multiple chances in the NFL despite his critical flaws at QB, even won an upset playoff game in dramatic fashion. Played minor league baseball on a whim. he gets to travel the country and talk sports for a living and attend great CFB games. And now he’s marrying a former Miss Universe


You say "no homo" but use the word stud a lot to describe the object of your desire.

Also, what good is a stud past its prime. He withheld his seed until it was rotten.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31719 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 3:06 pm to
Blow jobs, shoving dildos into her pussy, and playing “just the tip” don’t count against the virginity clause.

I’m sure he’s had plenty of ways to keep them both happy until the wedding vows were said.

Posted by blackinthesaddle
Alabama
Member since Jan 2013
1732 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 3:12 pm to
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Blow jobs, shoving dildos into her pussy, and playing “just the tip” don’t count against the virginity clause. I’m sure he’s had plenty of ways to keep them both happy until the wedding vows were said.


Loophole Christianity is the funniest crap. Guess if a priest can't get married, diddling a choir boy is an acceptable solution?
Posted by Nigel Farage
South of the Mason-Dixon
Member since Dec 2019
1223 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:48 pm to
Tebow is a good dude and I like him honestly, but man those Florida teams he played on were the fricking devil and they kicked the shite out of most teams they played so thats why hes been a villain in the SEC for so long.
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