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thoughts on having a female roommate

Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:42 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:42 pm
pros? cons? advice?
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
20274 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:43 pm to
Is she hot? We need to know that first.
Posted by BingWaterTiger
Member since May 2017
694 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

pros?
you can beat off outside her bedroom door when she has sex.
quote:

cons?
she might be a pig and never get laid, you could still beat off outside her door though.
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advice?
Don't get caught.
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4558 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:46 pm to
Are you going to be sharing a bathroom?

Because if you are, prayers sent.
Posted by IMJ127
Death Valley
Member since Jul 2011
3713 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:47 pm to
Terrible. Don't do it
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42670 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:49 pm to
When I was 16, I bussed tables at a buffet in Myrtle Beach. One of my jobs was to clean the bathrooms at the end of the night. Memories of the women's bathroom still haunt me. Do not step into that abyss.
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:52 pm to
Depends. I did and would do it again. Make sure she's not a sloppy chick. Similar to living with a guy. I also probably wouldn't live with one of those "most of my friends are guys" chicks.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:55 pm to
Never had one.

Can't picture it going well.

Imaging the scenario I see 3 outcomes:

1. You bone her and instantly live with her

2. You want to bone her and she figures it out.

3. She dates some dude and you instantly have a new roommate that is over all of the time boning the girl you boned or want to bone.


This post was edited on 6/10/17 at 6:56 pm
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38773 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:56 pm to
Need a picture included with the application in the future
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:56 pm to
Depends on the female(s). I lived with a couple of girls for about 4 months the summer after my sophomore year at UT. I did it kind of as a joke at first. They got stiffed by a girl who said she was going to live with them and then split. I was ready to move out of the fraternity house and they brought it up one night.

Both were pretty hot. I had previously fooled around with one girl, and banged the other one. Both were in the same sorority. It wasn't weird the way I thought it would be. I didn't have sex with either while I lived there. We got drunk and fooled around a few times though (separately). It actually contributed to my arse-pulling in a weird way. I'd bring a chick home to two hot roommates. It's kind of a pimp move.

I'm not sure about "advice," unless you have specific questions.
This post was edited on 6/10/17 at 8:03 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:57 pm to
I've got a female roommate, it kinda sucks but if I move out she gets half my shite.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28116 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:57 pm to
Pros: she has friends
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16036 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

pros?

Easy road in to bang her or her friends
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cons?

Now you've seriously fricked up
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advice?

Good luck
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26336 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

pros?

Pros depend on whether she cooks and cleans or if she'll ever let you smash

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cons?

Getting bitched at for leaving the toilet seat up. Excessive nagging. Basically all the cons of having a wife, but without sex....and possibly her bringing other random guys to your apartment for her to bang

quote:

advice?

Dont do it
Posted by BatonRougeBuckeye
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2013
1907 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 7:01 pm to
My last semester of college all of my roommates had graduated already and I was left by myself. I rented a 2 bedroom apartment and a girl I was working with desperately wanted to move out of her parents house but were concerned about safety. She asked if she could move into the other room I had and I was happy to oblige only for financial reasons. Had no interest in dating or fricking her.

All went pretty well but on the night I graduated my parents threw me a big party and she attempted suicide by slashing her wrists with a knife from my parents kitchen. Needless to say I moved out. Proceed with caution.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42670 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 7:03 pm to
Holy shite. Did you find out why?
Posted by BatonRougeBuckeye
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2013
1907 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 7:10 pm to
Yes she had a lot of family issues and was fighting with her best friend at the moment plus was drunk as hell and I guess it made sense to her at that moment.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18425 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 7:12 pm to


Screw her then kick her arse out... Win Win
This post was edited on 6/10/17 at 7:16 pm
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 7:13 pm to
If you're rooming with her bc u want a piece of it, you're gonna be very disappointed when every guy but you takes a turn with her

Best advice is find a chill girl that's attractive enough, but not someone you'd want long term, then bang when u want
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/10/17 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

having a female roommate

It can work but it's a bad idea in general. If you're having to ask us then you're already having doubts so I'd advise not to.

Unless she's a lesbian or very asexual she's going to get jealous if you bring any chicks home. Then she's going to try to cockblock you. If you two end up hooking up it will make things awkward and compound the problem. Do that and you'll be starting a relationship in the wrong order (living together, then dating).
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