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Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:09 pm to fr33manator
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No, I mean the toilet mounted ones. They are only 25 bucks on Amazon
can that hold the average fat arse American?
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:10 pm to fr33manator
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I wonder why more restaurants here don’t have them? Seems like it would cut down on TP.
That’s a good idea in theory. Think about the unspeakable horrors the general public unleash on public restrooms though.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:12 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Bought one based on last thread. F'n excellent. Dropping a load without one will feel barbaric in retrospect.
$30 Amazon purchase, 10 min install. TP's role in the situation becomes drying 10 drops of water vs smearing until it's clean.
Do it.
$30 Amazon purchase, 10 min install. TP's role in the situation becomes drying 10 drops of water vs smearing until it's clean.
Do it.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:15 pm to Northwest Louisiana
When your aim gets good it functions as an enema. I suggest a heated one if you do this a lot.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:33 pm to SwampCollie
Every toilet I saw in the middle east had a damn hose squirter attachment. Why is the US so far behind on this?
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:51 pm to The Ramp
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can that hold the average fat arse American?
The bidet attachment doesn't bear any weight.
But if you are asking as a fat arse American, I'd strongly suggest getting one.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:54 pm to Korkstand
I can honestly and embarrassingly say I never used one all my time in Europe. I'll use it next time.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:02 pm to Northwest Louisiana
I still do not understand the want for shitty water spray. 

Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:13 pm to Northwest Louisiana
For some men, it’s like getting peanut butter out of a shag carpet…
To each his own, I’ll get one to try. Been in my safari tabs for like 5 years. Hello Tushy or something. No relation to hello kitty but can’t confirm.
To each his own, I’ll get one to try. Been in my safari tabs for like 5 years. Hello Tushy or something. No relation to hello kitty but can’t confirm.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:16 pm to RealDawg
Get the one with lady setting too.
Keep dry rubbing your arshole if you want.
Nothing like t-ranting with a cool stream aimed at your taint.
Keep dry rubbing your arshole if you want.
Nothing like t-ranting with a cool stream aimed at your taint.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:20 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Every week or two this pops up. I had this discussion with friend a week ago. Let's just say this guy uses large quantities of toilet paper every time he shites. You all know what that means. And he has to use a heavy duty wash cycle to clean his drawers. So I told him if he hooked up a Brondell Eco Seat S102 for about 150 bucks he would cut his toilet paper use by 90% and his drawers would always clean up nice. And he like most of us in the US said "I ain't gonna use no bidet". Oooh, how am I ever going to use cold water on my hot butthole in Colorado. I explained that cold winter water heats up fast on an arse. If you are on the fence just understand what I'm saying.
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