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This Man Chose the Worst Possible Place to Cheat on His Pregnant Fiancé (NSFWish)

Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:03 pm
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8335 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:03 pm
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By now, you've likely heard the story of this drunken pair of romancers who made news while they were flying to Ibiza from an English airport. After the combination of alcohol and horrified on-lookers conspired to make a viral mockery of their sloppy, on-board hook-up, Tracey Bolton and Shaun Edmonson are now facing the consequences of choosing one of the worst imaginable places to fornicate in public. (But if you are interested in successfully pulling off mile-high sex, here's how it's done.) This is especially true because, as it has been revealed, Edmonson is engaged to an expectant mother, making his indiscretion all the more cretinous.

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As you can see in the video, Edmonson can't keep his hands off Bolton as she grinds on his lap. Though no actual sex occurred according to Bolton, she is nonetheless distressed by its entry into the annals of memorable public embarrassments. "I am horrified but absolutely nothing happened," she reportedly said. "I haven't stopped crying since I saw it. I am so embarrassed."

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Meanwhile, Edmonson is simply nowhere to be found. "He has completely gone into hiding since this has all kicked off," a family friend told The Daily Mail. "He could still even be over there. Apparently none of his family, or his girlfriend have been able get in touch with him."
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:05 pm to
Oh Florida.. never mind
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:05 pm to
alpha AF
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:07 pm to
I'm not a full fledged member of the Mile High Club, but I am in the lobby.
Posted by Abadeebadaba
FL
Member since Sep 2010
5038 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:07 pm to
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Apparently none of his family, or his girlfriend have been able get in touch with him."


Sounds like this baw has been going strong for a while.
Posted by IIxxBREADxxII
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
9782 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:11 pm to
Damn ol girl booty flat
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17194 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:12 pm to
I got a BJ in an airplane bathroom before
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62218 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:14 pm to
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:19 pm to
This happens to every guy who has a New Iberia haircut.
This post was edited on 6/14/17 at 4:25 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141167 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:20 pm to
His wife/fiance needs to know, and this girl needs the public shame.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:23 pm to
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she is nonetheless distressed by its entry into the annals


Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:24 pm to
That video wasn't as bad as I was expecting. She's a dumb attention whore.
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1254 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:26 pm to
Dude said F it.. nothing left for me back home I'm stayin in Ibiza
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:26 pm to
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I got a BJ in an airplane bathroom before
In before gay sects gave you the razor burn on your scrotum.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
42053 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:27 pm to
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pair of romancers

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conspired to make a viral mockery

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indiscretion all the more cretinous.

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annals of memorable public embarrassments


Someone is trying too hard to sound intelligent.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151561 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:30 pm to
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I got a BJ in an airplane bathroom before


no you didn't, but it's kinda cool sometimes to say you did
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 4:50 pm to
That girl ain't got no arse.
Posted by leftcoastcajun
Pomona, CA
Member since Sep 2011
254 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 5:14 pm to
My man got some though.
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71819 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 6:39 pm to
I cant even imagine how they thought that was a good idea


Posted by Cjscore
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2016
598 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 6:42 pm to
Well he obviously don't care about his other relationship. Props to the bold. It's over complicated in the lavatory.
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