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re: This is jackfruit: possibly the next food craze
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:14 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:14 pm to hawgfaninc
I'll try it in my morning smoothie.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:15 pm to Crow Pie
$1 for a flat of strawberries?
Pint or flat?
Pint or flat?
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:17 pm to Crow Pie
Love doing my fruit and vegetable shopping there when the weather is nice.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:22 pm to hawgfaninc
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:08 pm to Green_Tangerine
I told y'all it was an afrodisiac.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:42 pm to Green_Tangerine
A couple of y'all got all inspired in this thread.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:52 pm to shutterspeed
shite if people are gonna keep bumping it I guess I'll say I do like fruit like I like my women... Exotic and sweet.
I have tried durian it stunk a little and my roommates couldn't eat their portions, so I ended up eating the whole thing. I liked it.
If jackfruit was easy to grow in America like op claimed I would be growing it already. I have miracle fruit, jabuticaba, lognan, coffee, and vanilla. Dragon fruit and ackee died.
I have tried durian it stunk a little and my roommates couldn't eat their portions, so I ended up eating the whole thing. I liked it.
If jackfruit was easy to grow in America like op claimed I would be growing it already. I have miracle fruit, jabuticaba, lognan, coffee, and vanilla. Dragon fruit and ackee died.
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:54 pm to Scireverum
Damn jack-fruitin thugs.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:55 pm to hawgfaninc
If it is not grown in the USA, not interested .
Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:56 pm to Oates Mustache
I'm also in love with the coca.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:59 pm to Scireverum
How many of these shitty fruits have you had the pleasure of trying?
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:01 pm to Nolalakeview
Seriously though there is a lot of good shite not grown in the US because it isn't profitable enough. Go to your nearest oriental district and get the weirdest looking fruit you can find.
Stay away from the meats though, nobody wants duck penris.
Some of the fruit is really good some is just ok none is reallly bad though
Stay away from the meats though, nobody wants duck penris.
Some of the fruit is really good some is just ok none is reallly bad though
Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:05 pm to shutterspeed
Sad thing is I have grown more than I have tasted, my policy is if I can't grow it myself I dont want to get hooked on it.
Dragon fruit pisses me off the most because I had flowers out the arse and I self pollinated but still no fruit. I have tried rambutan, lognan, and durian. Rambutan looks cool but sucks arse lognan and durian are good though.
Dragon fruit pisses me off the most because I had flowers out the arse and I self pollinated but still no fruit. I have tried rambutan, lognan, and durian. Rambutan looks cool but sucks arse lognan and durian are good though.
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