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re: This is jackfruit: possibly the next food craze

Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by 79
Welp...
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:14 pm to
I'll try it in my morning smoothie.
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:15 pm to
$1 for a flat of strawberries?

Pint or flat?
Posted by AbitaFan08
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:17 pm to
Love doing my fruit and vegetable shopping there when the weather is nice.
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:22 pm to
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Posted by Green_Tangerine
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:52 pm to
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Posted by wizziko
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:06 pm to
I'm allergic to it
Posted by Scireverum
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:08 pm to
I told y'all it was an afrodisiac.
Posted by Dick Leverage
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:42 pm to
A couple of y'all got all inspired in this thread.
Posted by USMCTiger03
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by Scireverum
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:52 pm to
shite if people are gonna keep bumping it I guess I'll say I do like fruit like I like my women... Exotic and sweet.
I have tried durian it stunk a little and my roommates couldn't eat their portions, so I ended up eating the whole thing. I liked it.

If jackfruit was easy to grow in America like op claimed I would be growing it already. I have miracle fruit, jabuticaba, lognan, coffee, and vanilla. Dragon fruit and ackee died.
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 10:53 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:54 pm to
Damn jack-fruitin thugs.
Posted by Nolalakeview
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:55 pm to
If it is not grown in the USA, not interested .
Posted by Scireverum
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:56 pm to
I'm also in love with the coca.
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:59 pm to
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:00 pm to
BAKING SODA
Posted by Scireverum
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:01 pm to
Seriously though there is a lot of good shite not grown in the US because it isn't profitable enough. Go to your nearest oriental district and get the weirdest looking fruit you can find.

Stay away from the meats though, nobody wants duck penris.

Some of the fruit is really good some is just ok none is reallly bad though
Posted by Scireverum
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 4/12/15 at 11:05 pm to
Sad thing is I have grown more than I have tasted, my policy is if I can't grow it myself I dont want to get hooked on it.
Dragon fruit pisses me off the most because I had flowers out the arse and I self pollinated but still no fruit. I have tried rambutan, lognan, and durian. Rambutan looks cool but sucks arse lognan and durian are good though.
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