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re: Think I have a kidney stone...anyone have advice to relieve pain?

Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:05 am to
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5445 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:05 am to
Not joking around. Get to the ER ASAP. When those f’ers start getting bad you’re going to regret not going sooner. They’ll give you flowmax if they’re small enough to pass.
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13496 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:27 am to
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I think our ureters can only accommodate a 3-4mm.



I believe its 5mm, ask me how i know.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25649 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:43 am to
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that one will be a problem when push comes to shove. I think our ureters can only accommodate a 3-4mm.


Yea, I'll start working on that one on Monday. I don't want that rascal to ambush me.
Posted by Dick Jacket
Member since Nov 2016
1578 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:05 am to
I’ve had 3. Each one started with this weird discomfort that I could not identify. I just felt weird. Then it was like someone got the radio dial and slowly turned up for volume to 11. That lasted about an hour all 3 times and I felt like I was dying. The first one (when I didn’t know it was a stone), I convinced myself that it was a AAA and I was dying.

All 3 times, by time I got to the hospital, I was fine and actually felt foolish being there. I remember sitting in the radiology suite and nurses apologizing to me because I had to sit and wait for people with half their face crushed in a car wreck to go first.

All 3 times cost me about 1000. So I’ve decided that I’m not running to the er again for the first or second pain wave. It’s going to hurt like a bitch anyways, but this time it won’t cost me 1000.
This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 10:08 am
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68603 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:07 am to
Drink less coke
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22486 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:10 am to
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All 3 times cost me about 1000. So I’ve decided that I’m not running to the er again


Go to your primary physician and tell him to give you a scrip for about 5 or 6 hydrocodone or Vicodin to keep on hand “just in case”. Mine never hesitates. And he usually gives me a scrip for 30. LOL
Posted by Dick Jacket
Member since Nov 2016
1578 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:12 am to
Oh, I’ve got 2 full bottles from the last er trip. Percocet and flowmax. Add some Busch Light and I’m going to have a hell of a time with the next one.
This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 10:12 am
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:47 am to
Remove a tooth with a pair of lineman pliers. The pain from chongering up your jaw will distract] from the barb in your waterworks
Posted by SLIPSHITE
Doyline, LA
Member since Jul 2019
1017 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 11:09 am to
Lay down in a hot bath. I've had 8 it's the only relief I can get.
Posted by reggo75
Iowa, LA
Member since Jan 2016
1433 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 12:32 pm to
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No way in hell you passed a 3/8 in rough gravel stone through your peen


Read better... My stone had to be broken up and then I peed it out in about 8-9 pieces.

My Urologist told me that usually about 7mm is the max that can pass naturally.
Most bigger than that require breaking up by ultrasound (lithotripsy) or laser (Uretoscopy).
This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 12:41 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 12:34 pm to
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On it, peeing like crazy so hope it helps. Man, this is miserable.


Wait till that little rock covered in knives starts going through your dick.

ETA: To the guy that had one 1/4 x 1/2, why on earth would you not go to a doctor to break that bastard up into smaller pieces? Also, when they go into your bladder with the laser, why don't they just blow some saline up in there after they smash them up and hoover them out? I mean, they've already managed to jam a laser and a camera up your dick, surely, sticking a straw up there to flush everything out can't be outside the abilities of medical science.

Also, when they do that, are you awake? I had an endoscopy of my bladder once and I paid out of pocket to have an anesthesiologist on hand with Propofol. "60 year old urologist jamming a camera into my dick" is a memory I'd gladly pay a couple hundred bucks to not have.
This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 12:44 pm
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
5525 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 12:41 pm to
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Is reading not one of your stronger skills? My stone had to be broken up and then I peed it out in about 8-9 pieces. My Urologist told me that usually about 7mm is the max that can pass naturally. Most bigger than that require breaking up by ultrasound (lithotripsy) or laser (Uretoscopy).


This thread has me lost... I have never known anybody who had a kidney stone... are they this common???... honest question no joking what so ever... is this just a white people thing???
Posted by reggo75
Iowa, LA
Member since Jan 2016
1433 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 12:49 pm to
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Also, when they do that, are you awake?


I was not awake for the Uretoscopy.
I was awake when they pulled the stent out the following week... not pleasant.

I was awake for the Lithotripsy... it wasn't that bad.

Not sure of the Ethnicity statistics for kidney stones.
This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 4:18 pm
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 1:03 pm to
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Just go ahead and get the procedure where they stick a fire hose up your dick and laser it. Oh, then you get to enjoy five days of a catheter..... At least the Tigers have a BYE.



I have had two stones removed. Neither time was a catheter used.

Stent.
Posted by Dick Jacket
Member since Nov 2016
1578 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 1:08 pm to
The dick part doesn’t hurt usually. I haven’t felt any of mine pass through there. I knew one was coming because it changed my pee stream and I pissed all over the underside of the seat lid. Caught all 3 of mine in strainers. The biggest one was about the size of an average nerds candy.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

The dick part doesn’t hurt usually. I haven’t felt any of mine pass through there. I knew one was coming because it changed my pee stream and I pissed all over the underside of the seat lid. Caught all 3 of mine in strainers. The biggest one was about the size of an average nerds candy.

You learn something every day. I'm assuming you catch it to show the doctor and not for sentimental value or for crafting into jewelry.
Posted by Dick Jacket
Member since Nov 2016
1578 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 1:12 pm to
Yes. They analyze them for content to see if they can be avoided.
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1293 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 4:26 pm to
I've seen a "kidney stone" that was actually a dissecting renal artery aneurysm, another was a hemorrhagic renal cyst, etc, etc... u won't know unless you go...
Posted by GeauxOCDP
Member since Jul 2015
1052 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 4:37 pm to
Dark cherry concentrate from a pharmacy / health food store. Best thing I ever did for mine.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 4:42 pm to
Boil asparagus in regular coca cola. 5 minutes.
Eat up. Drink.

A few days of those you will be free of them.

Sounds like youve got one too big for the location.

I went to hospital. They have real drugs.

After, i learned how to scrub it out with coca cola


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