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They Go Absolutely Insane and Tear Everything Apart’: Weasels Love German Cars

Posted on 12/30/19 at 1:47 am
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75097 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 1:47 am
BERLIN—Ever wondered what kind of weasel would vandalize a perfectly good car left outside at night?

Germany has the answer: Its technical name is the stone marten. This sharp-toothed critter has a habit of squeezing into the innards of parked cars and feasting on plastic hoses and tubes. And Germany’s marten population is exploding.

Weasel damage is the fourth most frequent cause for non-collision auto insurance claims in Germany. Last year, drivers here filed 198,000 claims for weasel-inflicted damage, a 42% increase since 2005.


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Posted by castorinho
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Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75097 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 1:53 am to


Cute lil fella. I think I want a pet weasel.
Posted by Webster Gradney Jr
10950 Darryl Dr
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 1:55 am to
quote:

I think I want a pet weasel.

You can adopt OweO
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 2:00 am to
That weasel doesn’t skip any leg days.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
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Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75097 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 2:05 am to
He’s swole
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 2:10 am to
Gordon orders Rosetta Stone Deutsche
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 2:11 am to
What's up, shitbird. Weasels need to be shot.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 7:28 am to
Weasel Plinking Szn.
Posted by alajones
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Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 8:28 am to
I remember my first bimmer. Decent starter car before father surprised me with my first Bentley after finishing prep school.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 8:40 am to
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German cars


are bound to fall apart anyway... might as well expedite the replacing of parts.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75097 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 12:50 pm to
Not really
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 12:56 pm to
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are bound to fall apart anyway.


Not so much fall apart, as just leak all over the damn place from every vessel that holds fluids.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 2:52 pm to
stone marten fur coats are awesome


Posted by Barnacle Bill
Dallas
Member since Jan 2016
397 posts
Posted on 12/30/19 at 3:10 pm to
Isn't a bimmer something your boyfriend does to you?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 3:16 pm to
Isn’t their fur very sought after?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 3:25 pm to
Austrian Train from earlier this year:

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