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They caught the wildfire arsonist

Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:17 pm
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:17 pm
I'm in California.
Today I learned that police arrested an arsonist who set several fires in my county.

I was tempted to do guerrilla warfare and wait in the woods. I imagined the downside, including him having an automatic.
Maybe others did it.
We've been on about it on social media.

The first 2 fires were legit.
Ranch fire. Asswipe driving on rim after a flat.
River fire. Motorcyclist down.

After that it was a series of arson.

All I have is a hunting bow and a baseball bat.

I'm surprised they didn't shoot him. Fwiw he will suffer as if in hell.

After the valley fire, which was faulty wiring some arsonist Asswipe set several fires.
Volunteers up on the local volcano spotted each one and called in choppers, so he went further south and that became the Clayton fire.
He set 2 more at the intersection of highways so as to maximize the terror.

I heard tell that he's in Napa mental hospital. He's the object of creative hell.

A lot of people would throw the first stone.

I've resolved to move.






This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 5:35 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29169 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:20 pm to
How is it possible to catch them. Light a match and go, how would there ever be evidence
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:23 pm to
https://www.mentalhelp.net/articles/positive-symptoms-of-schizophrenia-the-disorganized-dimension-and-negative-symptoms/

quote:

Disorganized thinking becomes apparent in patients' speech patterns as schizophrenia progresses. Affected people lose their train of thought during conversations, make loose associations of topics (tangentially jumping from one topic to another apparently at random, or on the barest of associations), and give answers to unrelated questions. Speech may be highly circumstantial, meaning that affected people may speak continuously, providing numerous irrelevant details and never getting to the point. Occasionally, speech is so disorganized that it becomes a completely jumbled "word salad" devoid of discernible meaning despite being full of words.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

How is it possible to catch them. Light a match and go, how would there ever be evidence


Simple...Just keep an eye out for the guy always around at the press conferences with a smile, and grabbing his jock.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23878 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:25 pm to
you talk/type with an incredibly annoying cadence.


FWIW
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53018 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:26 pm to
Because arsonists pee the bed
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:27 pm to
Saved as evidence.
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:28 pm to
Is this an actual post, or like some sort of weird formatting of a short story.

I cant read this in a normal conversational tone at all.

Is this a reference? The narrative from the beginning or end of a film?
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

How is it possible to catch them. Light a match and go, how would there ever be evidence

lets consider it, shall we?

Vigilante

Twice after fires people were describing vehicles.
I remember after one the poster said it was a van, light color.
They caught that guy two weeks later.

This year there was a certain passenger car seen in the area of two fires.

He kept doing it. There was a fire each day a few miles from here.

I will see if the police scanner has anything.



Posted by Power-Dome
Member since Nov 2012
1112 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

All I have is a hunting bow and a baseball bat.


What does this have to do with anything?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57493 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:31 pm to
whats wrong with you
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:31 pm to
it's a cry for help.

he mentions wanting to go guerrilla on the arsonist but worrying he might be strapped, then 14 stream-of-consciousness paragraphs later, he picks up where he left off from earlier talking about how he's only got a bow and a bat.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

actual post, or like some sort of weird formatting of a short story.


you wanted background.
An organizing principle, one whined.

Next time, for you.

Suffice to say, many of the fires in the west are arson.
Today I learned that police arrested an arsonist who set several fires in my county.

Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

All I have is a hunting bow and a baseball bat.


That is because you are a fricking commie
Posted by JoeHackett
Member since Aug 2016
4330 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

River fire


What?

quote:

All I have is a hunting bow and a baseball bat.


Ok

quote:

He's the object of creative hell.


Is he writing a novel or something?

quote:

A lot of people would throw the first stone.



Weren't you just talking about wanting to wait in the woods for him but you only have a hunting bow and a baseball bat?
Posted by Meatflap
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2014
70 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:34 pm to
It's 5, 7, 5
in a haiku poem, bro.
Yours don't qualify.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:34 pm to
Forensics, witnesses, snitches, being outright told by theculprit.

Fire leaves a lot of evidence.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:35 pm to
I see cantaloupes
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Today I learned that police arrested an arsonist who set several fires in my county.


It's 3:30 on Wed afternoon where you are and you sound shitfaced.

I can drink with the best of them but damn dude, pace yourself.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15320 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:37 pm to
Wanna go outside.

Oh NO! Help! I got outside!

Let me back inside!
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