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There are chemtrail factories right under our noses!
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:20 pm
Good lord...they were right under our nose the WHOLE TIME!
So After reading YG's threads, I decided to do some research in order to disprove her facts...
But that's when I came across this astonishing evidence.
They have entire process streams devoted to making this stuff!
These are facts and I know them to be true therefore they are facts.
Apparently they take flammable gases created far beneath the surface of the earth. (Still unsure if the crab people
Or the mole people
Are responsible for that, but that's another thread)
And then they use them to heat a nefarious chemical known as dihydrogen monoxide (which is responsible for the death of millions and also can be used in torture)
These vats of dihydrogen monoxide are heated and used to power their machines of destruction, and then RELEASED DIRECTLY INTO THE ATMOSPHERE!
While planes may be used to disperse this chemtrail concoction high up in the atmosphere, these plants do it in our cities and towns, and THEY HAVE PAID OFF THE AUTHORITIES!
Chemtrail factories where you work and your children play...
It's
Bonus: here's a naughty Mrs. Claus
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
So After reading YG's threads, I decided to do some research in order to disprove her facts...
But that's when I came across this astonishing evidence.
They have entire process streams devoted to making this stuff!
These are facts and I know them to be true therefore they are facts.
Apparently they take flammable gases created far beneath the surface of the earth. (Still unsure if the crab people
Or the mole people
Are responsible for that, but that's another thread)
And then they use them to heat a nefarious chemical known as dihydrogen monoxide (which is responsible for the death of millions and also can be used in torture)
These vats of dihydrogen monoxide are heated and used to power their machines of destruction, and then RELEASED DIRECTLY INTO THE ATMOSPHERE!
While planes may be used to disperse this chemtrail concoction high up in the atmosphere, these plants do it in our cities and towns, and THEY HAVE PAID OFF THE AUTHORITIES!
Chemtrail factories where you work and your children play...
It's
Bonus: here's a naughty Mrs. Claus
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 12:24 pm
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:21 pm to fr33manator
Not this again 
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:22 pm to Hogwarts
yoga in 3...2...1.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:22 pm to fr33manator
quote:
dihydrogen monoxide
Largest greenhouse gas on earth
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:23 pm to fr33manator
That second pic is scary. Imagine how many brains are controlled each year with those trails. Yoga girl grew a penis because of them.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:25 pm to fr33manator
"Dihydrogen monoxide kills" 
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:28 pm to fr33manator
quote:
heated dihydrogen monoxide
My pharmacist told me to use this to help with my stuffy nose. Is he really trying to kill me? I thought he was a nice guy.
By the way, it did work. But just for a bit. My newly un-stuffy nose became stuffy again. I think he's trying to get me addicted so I overdose.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:30 pm to fr33manator
Looks like you spent some time on this. Congrats.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:31 pm to SouthTiger504
quote:
"Dihydrogen monoxide kills"
Lol, I like to get mine in the liquid form. In fact I'm drinking 20 ounces now.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:31 pm to NoHoTiger
Noho, stay the course...just use saline but tell him otherwise. He is a pharmacist...he is stupid.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:32 pm to NoHoTiger
quote:
By the way, it did work. But just for a bit. My newly un-stuffy nose became stuffy again. I think he's trying to get me addicted so I overdose.
Damn those Big Dihydrogen Mononxide pushers...
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:33 pm to fr33manator
quote:
dihydrogen monoxide
That's just a fancy chemistry name for salt, idiot.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:34 pm to fr33manator
Whoever told you that you were funny, I'd like to kick em in the nuts.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:35 pm to fr33manator
Dont forget about the trains
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:36 pm to fr33manator
Whew..I was worried there for a minute but that'S NOT chem-trail juice.,..that's just run of the mill Nuclear Steam.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:36 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Dont forget about the trains
The OG chemtrailers. That's why the Buffalo almost went extinct. Fact.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:37 pm to fr33manator
I just walked by a co-worked and left a chemtrail...
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:38 pm to fr33manator
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:40 pm to LCA131
quote:
..just use saline but tell him otherwise. He is a pharmacist...he is stupid.
That's what I thought. I used the dihydrogen stuff, but when I realized it was all a ploy, I used the saline spray. It seemed to flush out the dihydrogen monoxide. Then when he told me to mix the two, I knew it was a trap. I won't be seeing that pharmacist again. For now, I'm sticking with the icky nose. I think I avoided a disaster.
Posted on 12/13/16 at 12:41 pm to Cromulent
quote:
Whoever told you that you were funny, I'd like to kick em in the nuts.
And whenever I want to show people something a little funny, I point at your nuts.
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