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The things people call the police for
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:05 am
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:05 am
My brother worked a detail in Uptown NOLA over the weekend. To make a long story short, a uptown metrosexual came up to my brother:
BETA Male "officer I need your assistance"
Officer "Whats the problem?"
BETA Male "This man wont stop hitting on my wife"
Officer "Well....why dont you take him outside and whip his arse"
BETA Male:
Sad thing is this beta was 6'3 200ish and the baw hitting on the wife was like 5'7 150ish. The cops aren't there to defend your wife's honor soyboy.
and this story out of Slidell
BETA Male "officer I need your assistance"
Officer "Whats the problem?"
BETA Male "This man wont stop hitting on my wife"
Officer "Well....why dont you take him outside and whip his arse"
BETA Male:
Sad thing is this beta was 6'3 200ish and the baw hitting on the wife was like 5'7 150ish. The cops aren't there to defend your wife's honor soyboy.
and this story out of Slidell
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Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:07 am to Placebeaux
Maybe he saw a cop and thought they would do their jobs instead of starting a fight and getting arrested?
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:09 am to Placebeaux
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BETA Male "This man wont stop hitting on my wife"
And I’m sure the wife wasn’t telling him no.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:10 am to Placebeaux
Instead of whipping his arse and going to jail the guy tried to get your brother, a LEO, to get him to stop disturbing the peace (I’m guessing that’s the closest broken law in this fake scenario) and your brother encouraged him to break a bigger and more serious law by beating the man.
Checks out for NOLA.
Checks out for NOLA.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:15 am to Placebeaux
quote:
Sad thing is this beta was 6'3 200ish and the baw hitting on the wife was like 5'7 150ish. The cops aren't there to defend your wife's honor soyboy.
shite, even if you can't fight, you should be able to deliver a look that says leave.
In city bar in Lafayette with my ex and her black friend. Girl was like 5ft and smoking hot. Black dude kept touching her elbow for attention, she cut the group a look that could have melted paint
Dude started stuttering and said, "mmmmmy bbbbad lil mama."
Tl;Dr
20 year old Girl cut eyes like a 90 year old black woman.
This post was edited on 6/4/19 at 7:16 am
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:15 am to TDsngumbo
So a cop is supposed to tell this guys wife to behave and act like a lady?
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:17 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
Instead of whipping his arse and going to jail the guy tried to get your brother, a LEO, to get him to stop disturbing the peace and your brother encouraged him to break a bigger and more serious law by beating the man.
This pussy way of thinking is ruining society.
HELP! POLICE!!!
I blame trial lawyers.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:29 am to nes2010
quote:
Maybe he saw a cop and thought they would do their jobs instead of starting a fight and getting arrested?
What part of a cop's job includes stopping a man from hitting on a woman?
You could maybe stretch it if the woman is asking the cop to stop a harassment, but not if the beta husband is just crying.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:32 am to TH03
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What part of a cop's job includes stopping a man from hitting on a woman?
You could maybe stretch it if the woman is asking the cop to stop a harassment, but not if the beta husband is just crying.
This
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:33 am to Placebeaux
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So a cop is supposed to tell this guys wife to behave and act like a lady?
Well those frickers in Slidell need to get that Taco Bell problem fixed.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:33 am to Placebeaux
If he's the kind of bitch who runs to the cops to stop that, I bet his wife banged the other dude that night.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:34 am to Martini
quote:
Well those frickers in Slidell need to get that Taco Bell problem fixed.
Well yeah, that's more pressing police work imo.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:37 am to TH03
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What part of a cop's job includes stopping a man from hitting on a woman?
I'm an idiot I read that as he was hitting her, not hitting on her. Yea, never mind.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:39 am to Placebeaux
I would have also been upset about the tacos.
Bitches better have my tacos ready
Bitches better have my tacos ready
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:39 am to TH03
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If he's the kind of bitch who runs to the cops to stop that, I bet his wife banged the other dude that night.
She's probably getting plowed by more than one.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 7:53 am to Placebeaux
What a cuck
Posted on 6/4/19 at 8:52 am to Placebeaux
I am aware of a female who called 911 to get a coke to drink. The police went by her house to make sure she was okay since it was such an unusual call. She was pissed that they did not bring her a coke. She told them your job is to protect AND SERVE.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 9:01 am to Placebeaux
People in general are stupid. Several years ago one of my former neighbors moved back home after getting out of the Navy. He moved into his grandmothers house that is next door to me. Well one day the baw across the street is in his back yard shooting his AR-15 at target. Navy guys wife ( from California ) calls the Sheriff's office about this guy shooting. Cops show up and tell her this isn't California, and it is outside the city limits. Baw is within his rights to shoot all he wants and that she is wasting their time.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 9:02 am to Ponchy Tiger
They must have a pretty lax HOA.
Posted on 6/4/19 at 10:42 am to OysterPoBoy
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They must have a pretty lax HOA.
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